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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #75 on: June 19, 2011, 12:54:32 AM »
Coldblooded[1up]: Man I really need to get some DSL!
Pyrite[1up]: dick sucking lips?
Coldblooded: (face palm)
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #76 on: June 19, 2011, 01:42:14 AM »
Coldblooded[1up]: Man I really need to get some DSL!
Pyrite[1up]: dick sucking lips?
Coldblooded: (face palm)

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not what i meant LMAO
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #77 on: June 19, 2011, 11:13:28 AM »
Hustler: Dougy, what jump are you on?
Dougy: I'm on hard. I love it hard. OMG NOBODY QUOTE THAT!

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #78 on: June 22, 2011, 01:12:52 PM »
Cold: omaigawsh I’m sooo drunk right now and im pwning so bad on super ts >.<

Gautch: getting drunk is a lot like having sex. You have to prepare for it all evening and it takes all night, and then you have to deal with it in the morning. Getting high is a lot like masturbating. It only takes a few minutes, it has the same effect, and you don’t have to deal with it in the morning.

Cold, power, gautch, and mickey: TROLOLOLOL

cold: that's 1up funny page quotes material right there hahahaahah
TROLOLOLOLOL quotes page.
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #79 on: June 22, 2011, 11:26:43 PM »
brendanator: im going to go check my s[h]it and then go off to bed
coldblooded: you check your s[h]it? WTF
brendanator: yes, i talk a big dump and get a good magnifin class and look at it.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2011, 11:34:49 PM by coldblooded[1up] »
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #80 on: June 22, 2011, 11:30:46 PM »
Quote
brendanator: yes, i talk a big dumb and get a good magnifin class and look at it.

WTF???

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1up funny quotes
« Reply #81 on: June 23, 2011, 02:21:12 AM »
Power: lancer is asking me for sex in private chat
Lancer: no something else.
Lancer: and btw that is private stuff between you and me.
Lancer: umm..s0... Power...about what you said (said seductively
Mickey and dougy: (laugh histerically)

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #82 on: June 23, 2011, 09:23:51 AM »
Brendanator: Wow he's Cumming right now by the way.
Dougy: wow really, imma quote that.

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #83 on: June 23, 2011, 09:33:04 AM »
powermad: why is it when i kill dougy theres is always someone there after him to kill me.
Dougy: maybe cause they see me dying look on there minimap and think hey, lets help him :).
Powermad: No, or maybe they're like Quick to the dubstep mobile, dahdahdundahdahdahdahhhh.(to the batmobile theme tune)

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #84 on: June 23, 2011, 11:05:27 AM »
Dougy: Powermad, Get to britain, I need your help.
Powermad: I'm in your closet.
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Dougy: errr, Powermad, I Dont have a closet, I think you might be in someone elses house, Lol.
powermad: ahhh ****, whos house am in now?

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #85 on: June 23, 2011, 11:18:04 AM »
Hustler: Ron's gonna look at my application and see that i have a massive penis and be jelly (jealous) and be like F2.
Hustler: I shouldn't of said that, Forget that i said that, Don't quote that either.

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #86 on: June 23, 2011, 11:20:21 AM »
fml.




The Future ain't what it used to be.

I punched a tree at the park yesterday and my hand bleeded and I cried. And I love Minecraft even more.

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #87 on: June 23, 2011, 03:45:58 PM »
Me thinking about a sig for venom. We were talking about battle-mooses or sumsh1t.

Pyrite[1up]: Dont Forget! Hes half terrorist, you have to make it wear a turban or something!
Me: DUUUUDE! Thats such an American thing to say! hahaha he's not half arab, hes half terrorist.

« Last Edit: June 24, 2011, 12:10:15 AM by Hustler »




The Future ain't what it used to be.

I punched a tree at the park yesterday and my hand bleeded and I cried. And I love Minecraft even more.

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #88 on: June 23, 2011, 11:03:42 PM »
lolz...power was in my room....WAIT I DID NOT SAY THAT  :P

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #89 on: June 24, 2011, 09:19:21 AM »
Powermad: my cat hasnt evolved yet.
me: wtf....