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Offline Zohan

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #45 on: May 18, 2011, 08:35:41 PM »
Quote from: term[1up] on May 18, 2011, 07:48:04 PM
This isn't from 1up but still a funny quote.

Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK?
~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!
Like if you get it ;D
hahaahah
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #46 on: May 18, 2011, 09:16:21 PM »
Quote from: term[1up] on May 18, 2011, 07:48:04 PM
This isn't from 1up but still a funny quote.

Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK?
~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!
Like if you get it ;D

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

damn that was funny
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1up funny quotes
« Reply #47 on: May 19, 2011, 02:10:27 AM »
That's still funny and I've heard it many times before :) that quote
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #48 on: May 19, 2011, 10:42:00 AM »
Hehehe, that one is funny :D
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #49 on: May 19, 2011, 11:27:59 AM »
Lololololol
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #50 on: May 19, 2011, 03:16:13 PM »
Lancer: yes i applied for 1up
(idontknow): you have to be good to be 1up
Lancer: F**K!
Lancer: I am screwed then
Lancer: might as well cut my wrists
Lancer: i am bleeding out..
(anotherdude):lol
Lancer: i need a medic in real life
(idintknow): rofl
Lancer: XD
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #51 on: May 25, 2011, 08:44:13 PM »
Lancer: Hey guys, do you know the general mod password?
Cutty: Yes, it's G...
Lancer: Wait let me get a pen...K.
Cutty: G...T...F...O...S...T...F...U
Lancer: Invalid password
Me+Cutty: LOL
Lancer: -.-'
Lancer: F@GS!
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Offline Cell[1up]

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #52 on: May 25, 2011, 10:24:56 PM »
HAHA rofl
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #53 on: May 25, 2011, 10:30:13 PM »
That was not funny....  >:(

The things they do to me..... Being the new guy is not so much fun at times...
It was funny... Kinda
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #54 on: May 26, 2011, 12:28:10 AM »
lancer we <3 u
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #55 on: May 26, 2011, 12:43:35 AM »
Yea. I fricking put in the dang login six times and I messed up some of the code.

So I finally asked cutty and you for help... And get pwned...

This is a lesson, perd rapes you in and out of game :P

<3 perd. And I will get a tattoo with that dang code on my arm so this don't happen again. :D
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #56 on: May 26, 2011, 12:53:27 AM »
Wait what?

I did not even tell them!
I am fighting this ban.
Oh...a joke.. Ha...ha.....ha...

 Ron!!! I need backup ;)
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #57 on: May 26, 2011, 07:07:01 PM »
So Perd  needed help with something :P help comes with pwnage

Quote
Perdition[1up]: can i get ur help for a sec?

Flame[1up]: sure
Flame[1up]: sorry
Flame[1up]: right when you Pmed me my Urt froze
Flame[1up]: and great....

Perdition[1up]: i just downloaded the modrcon app

Flame[1up]: my contrast just went crazy high :/

Perdition[1up]: and im at server setup wizard
Perdition[1up]: idk what to put in the boxes
Perdition[1up]: and sorry xD

Flame[1up]: Server Setup Wizard

Perdition[1up]: ?

Flame[1up]: ok
Flame[1up]: tell me what it says by a box

Perdition[1up]: servername

Flame[1up]: and what Server youa er doing this for

Perdition[1up]: idk

Flame[1up]: Type in whatever you want

Perdition[1up]: i guess super ts?

Flame[1up]: to know it by
Flame[1up]: type in Super TS
Flame[1up]: this one doesnt matter
Flame[1up]: more of a memory thing

Perdition[1up]: for the server ip, can i do the shortcut
Perdition[1up]: nvm

Flame[1up]: 208.43.15.202:27960
Flame[1up]: thats the IP for Super TS

Perdition[1up]: yeh thanks

Flame[1up]: well

Perdition[1up]: mod and rcon pw? ><

Flame[1up]: 208.43.15.202
Flame[1up]: is the IP

Perdition[1up]: yeah

Flame[1up]: 27960 is the port

Perdition[1up]: thanks

Flame[1up]: thats the topic :)
Flame[1up]: or if your a ref

Perdition[1up]: whats the rcon pw

Flame[1up]: you dont have one

Perdition[1up]: ok

Flame[1up]: leave it blank

Perdition[1up]: kk ty
Perdition[1up]: so if i want this for the other 1up servers, i just do this all again with different ips?

Flame[1up]: yeah
Flame[1up]: and servernames

Perdition[1up]: so what happens when i press mod connect

Flame[1up]: try it'

Perdition[1up]: im scare
Perdition[1up]: d

Flame[1up]: I promise nothing explodes

Perdition[1up]: lol

Flame[1up]: just implosions

Perdition[1up]: if something explodes im blaming u
*after 15 seconds*
Flame[1up]: Note: make sure you hit the Mod Connect button on the right or the server will crash
Flame[1up]: just for future reference

Perdition[1up]: wait what omg did i just crash the server

Flame[1up]: kidding :P

Perdition[1up]: OMFG FLAME IM POOPING IN MY PANTS

Flame[1up]: there is only one button xD

Perdition[1up]: flame not funny i think i at least peed in my pants xD
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #58 on: May 26, 2011, 07:50:16 PM »
bahahaahah. flame next time im on your team, u will get tked so often youll think ur on the other team xD
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #59 on: May 29, 2011, 01:03:44 PM »
powermad: eat my pie
dougy: no
powermad: eat my pie
dougy: NO! that sounds dirty:D
coldblooded: lmao
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