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Two Tough Questions
« on: November 12, 2012, 12:04:09 AM »
Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.


Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's  had two mistresses.   He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.


















































 

 


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston  Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Ludwig van Beethoven.

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Re: Two Tough Questions
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2012, 12:11:32 AM »
Hahaha pro
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Re: Two Tough Questions
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2012, 01:00:47 AM »
well i chose hitler and killed a great musician....oh well, lol


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Re: Two Tough Questions
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2012, 01:03:04 AM »
well i chose hitler and killed a great musician....oh well, lol

I also sat on Winston Churchill's face ...
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Re: Two Tough Questions
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2012, 02:24:18 AM »
well i chose hitler and killed a great musician....oh well, lol

I also sat on Winston Churchill's face ...
TMI...

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Re: Two Tough Questions
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2012, 09:45:16 AM »
well i chose hitler and killed a great musician....oh well, lol


Same here :p

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Re: Two Tough Questions
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2012, 11:03:54 AM »
I win.

I said no, because punnet squares win.

and I picked B, because all in all, the guy has been in office twice. He may be a lazy piece of ****, but he still would have more experience.

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