1up funny quotes

[Pyrite[1up]]

Coldblooded[1up]: Man I really need to get some DSL!
Pyrite[1up]: dick sucking lips?
Coldblooded: (face palm)

[ColdBlooded]

Coldblooded[1up]: Man I really need to get some DSL!
Pyrite[1up]: dick sucking lips?
Coldblooded: (face palm)

-.-....
not what i meant LMAO

[PowerMaid]

Hustler: Dougy, what jump are you on?
Dougy: I'm on hard. I love it hard. OMG NOBODY QUOTE THAT!

[ColdBlooded]

Cold: omaigawsh I’m sooo drunk right now and im pwning so bad on super ts >.<

Gautch: getting drunk is a lot like having sex. You have to prepare for it all evening and it takes all night, and then you have to deal with it in the morning. Getting high is a lot like masturbating. It only takes a few minutes, it has the same effect, and you don’t have to deal with it in the morning.

Cold, power, gautch, and mickey: TROLOLOLOL

cold: that's 1up funny page quotes material right there hahahaahah
TROLOLOLOLOL quotes page.

[ColdBlooded]

brendanator: im going to go check my s[h]it and then go off to bed
coldblooded: you check your s[h]it? WTF
brendanator: yes, i talk a big dump and get a good magnifin class and look at it.

[Term]

brendanator: yes, i talk a big dumb and get a good magnifin class and look at it.

WTF???

[Lancers09]

Power: lancer is asking me for sex in private chat
Lancer: no something else.
Lancer: and btw that is private stuff between you and me.
Lancer: umm..s0... Power...about what you said (said seductively
Mickey and dougy: (laugh histerically)

[Dougy]

Brendanator: Wow he's Cumming right now by the way.
Dougy: wow really, imma quote that.

[Dougy]

powermad: why is it when i kill dougy theres is always someone there after him to kill me.
Dougy: maybe cause they see me dying look on there minimap and think hey, lets help him .
Powermad: No, or maybe they're like Quick to the dubstep mobile, dahdahdundahdahdahdahhhh.(to the batmobile theme tune)

[Dougy]

Dougy: Powermad, Get to britain, I need your help.
Powermad: I'm in your closet.
..............
Dougy: errr, Powermad, I Dont have a closet, I think you might be in someone elses house, Lol.
powermad: ahhh ****, whos house am in now?

[Dougy]

Hustler: Ron's gonna look at my application and see that i have a massive penis and be jelly (jealous) and be like F2.
Hustler: I shouldn't of said that, Forget that i said that, Don't quote that either.

[Hustler]

fml.

[Hustler]

Me thinking about a sig for venom. We were talking about battle-mooses or sumsh1t.

Pyrite[1up]: Dont Forget! Hes half terrorist, you have to make it wear a turban or something!
Me: DUUUUDE! Thats such an American thing to say! hahaha he's not half arab, hes half terrorist.

[Lancers09]

lolz...power was in my room....WAIT I DID NOT SAY THAT 

[Dougy]

Powermad: my cat hasnt evolved yet.
me: wtf....