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Lancers09

1up funny quotes
« on: May 11, 2011, 03:48:09 PM »
I think it would be cool to do a thread of funny quotes.
they can be in game or ventrilo!

I'll start

Lancer: perd wanna join zombie
perdition: no way
Lancer: aww come on
Perdition: fine
(waiting)
Lancer: where are you?
Perdition: I ragequitted.
Lancer: but you did not join yet
Perdition: I know
(ventrillo users laugh)

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2011, 04:00:57 PM »
ROFL thats perd alright!

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2011, 04:44:55 PM »
hehehe <3. check out the quotes in my sig. pretty good ones.
"Why are you a blue cloud full of kittenz?!?!"-EddieLee

"You're a blackmailing iliterate moronic huut'uun who enjoys making me burn"-Ruusan[1up]

I like the ones in dougy's sig too. I like this thread.
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2011, 07:38:28 PM »
This is Quake at ftw days:

Some[1up]: Hey Quake X clan is asking for a 1up member to set up the match of tonight

Some[1up]: Hey Quake ? are you there ? as I said they need a 1up member to set up the match

Some[1up]: QUAKE !!! THEY NEED A 1UP MEMBER NOW

Quake[1up]: WELL THEN YOU'RE A ****ING 1UP MEMBER !!!

That was really funny :D

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2011, 08:20:31 PM »
i know who the "Some[1up]" is :P
another:
"Cuttyflam le gusta f*ckar los animales"-Perdition[1up]
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2011, 08:44:47 PM »
i know who the "Some[1up]" is :P
another:
"Cuttyflam le gusta f*ckar los animales"-Perdition[1up]

That was during a scrim, it was a kick vote, with venom I miss that guy

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2011, 09:11:19 PM »
in memory of venom:

"I'm having the time of my liiife!"-Venom's beautiful drunk singing
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2011, 01:20:40 AM »
Not sure exactly how this went...

Lancer: BOURBON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bourbon: lancer!
Bourbon: what?
Lancer:oh nothing
Bourbon:oh
Bourbon: ok
Lancer had to disconnect after the side pain from
 Laughing :P

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2011, 10:05:10 AM »
that last one was only funny to me....  :(

here is one from Dougy!

Dougy: Nova can you turn your mic on it sounds like something in is vibrating in the background.

(turns mic on): buzzzzzzzzzzz

Dougy: Wtf is that nova

Nova: Oh i think it might be my sister.

Dougy+Sniper: wow... lol!
« Last Edit: May 12, 2011, 10:23:51 AM by Lancer »

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2011, 01:26:57 PM »
Ugh. Copy Pasta is just wrong. >.<


Anyway, here's one from an old friend of mine:

Quote from: bearcat
"Asshats? Don't bother banning them; just use Mod Reveal 67. That'll take 'em out."

NOTE: You'd need to know the background story of Mod Reveal 67 to get it. :P

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1up funny quotes
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2011, 05:47:27 PM »
OMG that was funny, I remember the story

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2011, 10:49:13 PM »
xXhu5tl3rXx[1up] : PowerMad. what you been up to?

PowerMad9[1up] : Been touchin' ya mum.

xXhu5tl3rXx[1up] : Ohh nice. Hows that going?

PowerMad9[1up] : Pretty well.

xXhu5tl3rXx[1up] : Yer. My mum is is pretty hospitible. and aparently has no standards.
 
(entire vent channel erupts in laughter.)




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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2011, 12:59:53 AM »
This is the best yet :D keep em coming!

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2011, 01:09:32 AM »
 
Quote
term‬: omg how do you condum again?
 Pajamaz‬: How do you use a Condum?
 Pajamaz‬: !
 term‬: yea i forget
 ChatBot‬: Error: Unknown command: /condum
 Pajamaz‬: LOL
 ChatBot‬: Error: Unknown command: /condump
 term‬: t...
 Pajamaz‬: GoogleIt
 Pajamaz‬: So simple
 term‬: so how do you do it i need it
 Pajamaz‬: Oh! How do you ''Do It''?
 term‬: yea
 term‬: iv'e done it befor just been to long and i need it
 Pajamaz‬: Well...You can google that too..
 term‬: i need it on survivor
 term‬: torginal
 term‬: original*
 Pajamaz‬: Now i don't know wut yur talking about
 Pajamaz‬: WHAT!
 term‬: ... it's like /condump then name
 Pajamaz‬: Talking about UrT?
 term‬: ...
 term‬: you put it on console and then you put it on asshats form
 term‬: fourm*
 Pajamaz‬: MmmHmm...Yo u ment Condump
 Pajamaz‬: Lolz
 term‬: thats what i said
 Pajamaz‬: You said CONDUM
 term‬: if you read a little later i put condump*
 term‬: as in to recorrect myself on the spelling
 Pajamaz‬: Nope...Stil l says Condum
 Pajamaz‬: Well
 Pajamaz‬: To answer yur question...
« Last Edit: May 13, 2011, 01:16:49 AM by term[1up] »

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2011, 01:11:18 AM »
Cutty - Hey Zang how do you say your last name?
Me- How do you think?
Cutty - Ogro FK HOW DO YOU SAY IT!
Everyone else - LMFAO
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