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Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: Lancers09 on May 11, 2011, 03:48:09 PM
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I think it would be cool to do a thread of funny quotes.
they can be in game or ventrilo!
I'll start
Lancer: perd wanna join zombie
perdition: no way
Lancer: aww come on
Perdition: fine
(waiting)
Lancer: where are you?
Perdition: I ragequitted.
Lancer: but you did not join yet
Perdition: I know
(ventrillo users laugh)
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ROFL thats perd alright!
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hehehe <3. check out the quotes in my sig. pretty good ones.
"Why are you a blue cloud full of kittenz?!?!"-EddieLee
"You're a blackmailing iliterate moronic huut'uun who enjoys making me burn"-Ruusan[1up]
I like the ones in dougy's sig too. I like this thread.
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This is Quake at ftw days:
Some[1up]: Hey Quake X clan is asking for a 1up member to set up the match of tonight
Some[1up]: Hey Quake ? are you there ? as I said they need a 1up member to set up the match
Some[1up]: QUAKE !!! THEY NEED A 1UP MEMBER NOW
Quake[1up]: WELL THEN YOU'RE A ****ING 1UP MEMBER !!!
That was really funny :D
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i know who the "Some[1up]" is :P
another:
"Cuttyflam le gusta f*ckar los animales"-Perdition[1up]
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i know who the "Some[1up]" is :P
another:
"Cuttyflam le gusta f*ckar los animales"-Perdition[1up]
That was during a scrim, it was a kick vote, with venom I miss that guy
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in memory of venom:
"I'm having the time of my liiife!"-Venom's beautiful drunk singing
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Not sure exactly how this went...
Lancer: BOURBON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bourbon: lancer!
Bourbon: what?
Lancer:oh nothing
Bourbon:oh
Bourbon: ok
Lancer had to disconnect after the side pain from
Laughing :P
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that last one was only funny to me.... :(
here is one from Dougy!
Dougy: Nova can you turn your mic on it sounds like something in is vibrating in the background.
(turns mic on): buzzzzzzzzzzz
Dougy: Wtf is that nova
Nova: Oh i think it might be my sister.
Dougy+Sniper: wow... lol!
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Ugh. Copy Pasta is just wrong. >.<
Anyway, here's one from an old friend of mine:
"Asshats? Don't bother banning them; just use Mod Reveal 67. That'll take 'em out."
NOTE: You'd need to know the background story of Mod Reveal 67 to get it. :P
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OMG that was funny, I remember the story
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xXhu5tl3rXx[1up] : PowerMad. what you been up to?
PowerMad9[1up] : Been touchin' ya mum.
xXhu5tl3rXx[1up] : Ohh nice. Hows that going?
PowerMad9[1up] : Pretty well.
xXhu5tl3rXx[1up] : Yer. My mum is is pretty hospitible. and aparently has no standards.
(entire vent channel erupts in laughter.)
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This is the best yet :D keep em coming!
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term: omg how do you condum again?
Pajamaz: How do you use a Condum?
Pajamaz: !
term: yea i forget
ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /condum
Pajamaz: LOL
ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /condump
term: t...
Pajamaz: GoogleIt
Pajamaz: So simple
term: so how do you do it i need it
Pajamaz: Oh! How do you ''Do It''?
term: yea
term: iv'e done it befor just been to long and i need it
Pajamaz: Well...You can google that too..
term: i need it on survivor
term: torginal
term: original*
Pajamaz: Now i don't know wut yur talking about
Pajamaz: WHAT!
term: ... it's like /condump then name
Pajamaz: Talking about UrT?
term: ...
term: you put it on console and then you put it on asshats form
term: fourm*
Pajamaz: MmmHmm...Yo u ment Condump
Pajamaz: Lolz
term: thats what i said
Pajamaz: You said CONDUM
term: if you read a little later i put condump*
term: as in to recorrect myself on the spelling
Pajamaz: Nope...Stil l says Condum
Pajamaz: Well
Pajamaz: To answer yur question...
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Cutty - Hey Zang how do you say your last name?
Me- How do you think?
Cutty - Ogro FK HOW DO YOU SAY IT!
Everyone else - LMFAO
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*Cutty reading out his aliases*
*Stumbles upon rebeccablack*
Me, Perd & Cutty simoultainously singing FRIDAYFRIDAYFRIDAY.
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during the Thursday practice
Quake: we need one more player
KIller: who want to go?
Stella: i'll go
Killer: ok Stella will join the blue team
Zangetsu: no no, we want perd
Killer: stella said she will join blue
Zangetsu: no no perdition
Zangetsu: i want perdition
Stella: Fak u zangetsu, i dont wanna go anymore on blue
Zangetsu: But i love u stella
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Funny Story in Vent
Well let me start the story,
Me, Cutty, Perd, Power, and Inka were in Vent
Well we are sitting there saying nothing, doing nothing.
Cutty decided to start Singing Friday
Its Firday!
Its Friday!
Gonna get down on Friday.
so when he was done with that he looked for something else that started with an F
and of course he chose me.So then he sang
Its Flame!
Its Flame!
By this time we were getting annoyed until
Gonna get down on Flame.
At that time we busted out laughing.
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Funny Story in Vent
Well let me start the story,
Me, Cutty, Perd, Power, and Inka were in Vent
Well we are sitting there saying nothing, doing nothing.
Cutty decided to start Singing Friday
Its Firday!
Its Friday!
Gonna get down on Friday.
so when he was done with that he looked for something else that started with an F
and of course he chose me.So then he sang
Its Flame!
Its Flame!
By this time we were getting annoyed until
Gonna get down on Flame.
At that time we busted out laughing.
haaha +1
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bwahahah
Cutty: I take it back I take it back!
too late man.
another famous 1up quote:
"WHAT?!!?!?!?!?"-Various 1ups, made famous by Flame[1up]
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bwahahah
Cutty: I take it back I take it back!
too late man.
another famous 1up quote:
"WHAT?!!?!?!?!?"-Various 1ups, made famous by Flame[1up]
yeah you copiers :/
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Sandra: should I eat my other taco?
Idontrememberwhosorry: your pink taco?
Lancer: :o
Everyone on vent cracks up!
If this is inappropriate I will delete it. But it was to funny to leave out.
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Sandra: should I eat my other taco?
Idontrememberwhosorry: your pink taco?
Perd: I knew it.
Lancer: :o
Everyone on vent cracks up!
If this is inappropriate I will delete it. But it was to funny to leave out.
No no no...
Sandra: I'm gonna eat my other taco.
Tesla: Your pink taco?
Sandra: Heck yeah I like those too.
Lancer: :o
-Everyone busts out laughing and cracks pervy jokes-
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FoxyDaddy: Hey Cutty in which server are you playing right now ?
Me: I'm playing with your mom right now
FoxyDaddy: What's the ip ?
Everybody laughs
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FoxyDaddy: Hey Cutty in which server are you playing right now ?
Me: I'm playing with your mom right now
FoxyDaddy: What's the ip ?
Everybody laughs
derp... :-[
this was quite funny :D
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Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
*Perd ignores*
Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
Perd: what?!
Cutty: **** you!
*same with stella and iforgotwho*
everyone on vent laughs >.<
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Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
*Perd ignores*
Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
Perd: what?!
Cutty: **** you!
*same with stella and iforgotwho*
everyone on vent laughs >.<
first of all, thats my joke. replace cutty with perd and perd with cutty. its not his quote!
therefore:
Perd: hey cutty, hey cutty, hey cutty, hey cutty, hey cutty.
*Cutty ignores*
Perd: hey cutty, hey cutty, hey cutty, hey cutty, hey cutty.
Cutty: what?!
Perd: **** you!
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dude its 50% and 50% I do the same thing with you all the time, so gtfo don't try to be in the spotlight
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Saturday night scriming....
Ok|(oh crap I just forgot his name:P): lancer join blue
Lancer: sorry I can't.
Ok|(still can't member his name): why?
Lancer: it is against the rules...sorry.
Flame:LOL
Ok|(i still cant remembers :P): what rules
Lancer: :P
Ok|Bearcat: it is ok we gOt a fifth coming
Lancer: Lolz:)
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dude its 50% and 50% I do the same thing with you all the time, so gtfo don't try to be in the spotlight
I said it first, its my quote. u started saying it after me. so u gtfo.
now for a REALLY GOOD ONE:
Perd: so skittles, how old do u think cutty is?
Skittles: well, judging from the voice, i would have to say 30
Me and Cutty: o.O LOL
Cutty: /uninstall
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So damn funny :) gotta live us 1ups
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I know right! In indoor a week we have thre pages and counting!
This will probably be the mist popular thread on the forums!
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Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
*Perd ignores*
Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
Perd: what?!
Cutty: **** you!
*same with stella and iforgotwho*
everyone on vent laughs >.<
iforgotwho = Sandra
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Flame[1up]: I have 21.63 in my account
Flame[1up]: and 1 Euro =.0691289 Euros
Ruusan[1up]: |:0
Flame[1up]: so
Ruusan[1up]: wat
Flame[1up]: LOL
Flame[1up]: 1 Dollar=\
Flame[1up]: LOL
Ruusan[1up]: wow
Ruusan[1up]: WOW
Flame[1up]: Perfect
Ruusan[1up]: 21.10
Ruusan[1up]: >_>
Flame[1up]: 21.63
Flame[1up]: transfers to
Flame[1up]: 14.95258107
Flame[1up]: 14.95
Flame[1up]: which is the price of it :3
Flame[1up]: Awesome
Flame[1up]: that is so luck :D
Ruusan[1up]: lol
Flame[1up]: just by .00258107
Flame[1up]: COME ON LD
Flame[1up]: what
Flame[1up]: You cannot complete this action on the card you have selected. Please select another card.
Flame[1up]: Dont fight my VIsa Gift Card
Flame[1up]: it even shows the money on the card
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I like teh one about Venom singing.
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Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
*Perd ignores*
Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
Perd: what?!
Cutty: **** you!
*same with stella and iforgotwho*
everyone on vent laughs >.<
iforgotwho = Sandra
Yeah and Cutty does it back to me. Thanks a lot Perd. :D
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Lol I think it is more like you and cutty flirting lol!
Jk Sandra jk.
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Do I look like Michael Jackson to yooooou? :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Do I look like Michael Jackson to yooooou?
I'm sorry Janet, I thought you were your brother for a second. :P
Here's a classic:
Flexan: Cover me, I'm going in!
PowerMad9: mmph... that's what the p*nis said to the condom...
And another:
Sniper: WOAH! Where'd you come from?
PowerMad9: Well, when a man and a woman love eachother...
And, my favorite:
*Sniper kills me in game*
PowerMad9: Omg... You assh*le...
Sniper: Hey, without us assh*les, you sh*theads would be out of business.
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Do I look like Michael Jackson to yooooou? :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
**** im quiting urt
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Do I look like Michael Jackson to yooooou? :'( :'( :'( :'(
**** im quiting urt
**** you Cutty. :P
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Do I look like Michael Jackson to yooooou? :'( :'( :'( :'(
**** im quiting urt
**** you Cutty. :P
**** you Sandra
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Back when KD was here, i miss that guy....
Hey KD does you name stand for Ken Dodd
No
Are you secretly a rapist
yes... i meant no -_-'
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(I don't member who): hey lancer
Lancer: :D
(I dont member who): read on website you broke fingers.
Lancer: yep
Lancer: my scapegoat for failing
(someone else): What ya gonna do after they heal and yanstill suck
(someone else): whatxisnyour scapegoat then?
Lancer: if I still suck I will break em again! :P
(everyone on server):(stops mid game to type) lol!
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This isn't from 1up but still a funny quote.
Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK?
~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!
Like if you get it ;D
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This isn't from 1up but still a funny quote.
Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK?
~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!
Like if you get it ;D
hahaahah
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This isn't from 1up but still a funny quote.
Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK?
~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!
Like if you get it ;D
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!
damn that was funny
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That's still funny and I've heard it many times before :) that quote
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Hehehe, that one is funny :D
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Lololololol
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Lancer: yes i applied for 1up
(idontknow): you have to be good to be 1up
Lancer: F**K!
Lancer: I am screwed then
Lancer: might as well cut my wrists
Lancer: i am bleeding out..
(anotherdude):lol
Lancer: i need a medic in real life
(idintknow): rofl
Lancer: XD
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Lancer: Hey guys, do you know the general mod password?
Cutty: Yes, it's G...
Lancer: Wait let me get a pen...K.
Cutty: G...T...F...O...S...T...F...U
Lancer: Invalid password
Me+Cutty: LOL
Lancer: -.-'
Lancer: F@GS!
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HAHA rofl
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That was not funny.... >:(
The things they do to me..... Being the new guy is not so much fun at times...
It was funny... Kinda
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lancer we <3 u
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Yea. I fricking put in the dang login six times and I messed up some of the code.
So I finally asked cutty and you for help... And get pwned...
This is a lesson, perd rapes you in and out of game :P
<3 perd. And I will get a tattoo with that dang code on my arm so this don't happen again. :D
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Wait what?
I did not even tell them!
I am fighting this ban.
Oh...a joke.. Ha...ha.....ha...
Ron!!! I need backup ;)
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So Perd needed help with something :P help comes with pwnage
Perdition[1up]: can i get ur help for a sec?
Flame[1up]: sure
Flame[1up]: sorry
Flame[1up]: right when you Pmed me my Urt froze
Flame[1up]: and great....
Perdition[1up]: i just downloaded the modrcon app
Flame[1up]: my contrast just went crazy high :/
Perdition[1up]: and im at server setup wizard
Perdition[1up]: idk what to put in the boxes
Perdition[1up]: and sorry xD
Flame[1up]: Server Setup Wizard
Perdition[1up]: ?
Flame[1up]: ok
Flame[1up]: tell me what it says by a box
Perdition[1up]: servername
Flame[1up]: and what Server youa er doing this for
Perdition[1up]: idk
Flame[1up]: Type in whatever you want
Perdition[1up]: i guess super ts?
Flame[1up]: to know it by
Flame[1up]: type in Super TS
Flame[1up]: this one doesnt matter
Flame[1up]: more of a memory thing
Perdition[1up]: for the server ip, can i do the shortcut
Perdition[1up]: nvm
Flame[1up]: 208.43.15.202:27960
Flame[1up]: thats the IP for Super TS
Perdition[1up]: yeh thanks
Flame[1up]: well
Perdition[1up]: mod and rcon pw? ><
Flame[1up]: 208.43.15.202
Flame[1up]: is the IP
Perdition[1up]: yeah
Flame[1up]: 27960 is the port
Perdition[1up]: thanks
Flame[1up]: thats the topic :)
Flame[1up]: or if your a ref
Perdition[1up]: whats the rcon pw
Flame[1up]: you dont have one
Perdition[1up]: ok
Flame[1up]: leave it blank
Perdition[1up]: kk ty
Perdition[1up]: so if i want this for the other 1up servers, i just do this all again with different ips?
Flame[1up]: yeah
Flame[1up]: and servernames
Perdition[1up]: so what happens when i press mod connect
Flame[1up]: try it'
Perdition[1up]: im scare
Perdition[1up]: d
Flame[1up]: I promise nothing explodes
Perdition[1up]: lol
Flame[1up]: just implosions
Perdition[1up]: if something explodes im blaming u
*after 15 seconds*
Flame[1up]: Note: make sure you hit the Mod Connect button on the right or the server will crash
Flame[1up]: just for future reference
Perdition[1up]: wait what omg did i just crash the server
Flame[1up]: kidding :P
Perdition[1up]: OMFG FLAME IM POOPING IN MY PANTS
Flame[1up]: there is only one button xD
Perdition[1up]: flame not funny i think i at least peed in my pants xD
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bahahaahah. flame next time im on your team, u will get tked so often youll think ur on the other team xD
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powermad: eat my pie
dougy: no
powermad: eat my pie
dougy: NO! that sounds dirty:D
coldblooded: lmao
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"I like this mic, I can put it down my throat..." -BourBon
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Me Flux and Ruusan are playing Minecraft
heres a little quote
Flame: Hey Flux?
Flux: What???
Flame: is putting a wolf in a 2 block high hole counted as animal abuse?
Flux: yes.
Flame: How about dropping a block of sand on it to kill it?
Flux: YES!!!
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If been laughing my ass off the last hour reading how you guys pown eachother xD
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bahahaahah. flame next time im on your team, u will get tked so often youll think ur on the other team xD
I still remember that ultimate TK in Filtration I will never forgive you for that xD
for those of you that dont know about it
On a normal CTF practice, something amazing happened(besides Cutty being born)
I was walking around on that overhead passage when Perd comes up with a cooked nade
throws it straight at me, it flew me of the overhead and made me lemming.
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From Cutty and perd
Cutty: Zohan!
Me:What?
Cutty: I WANT PICS OF ASHLY NOW!!!!!
_______
and another one
________
Killer:Zohan
Me:what?
Killer:Is she hot? Tell me now is she Hot! Zohan Tell me!!!!
And by she, he means Ashley.
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Who is ashly?
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his sister maybe??
hell idk LMAO :P
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Me and gautchoboiz in vent
Me: Ok I found a link to the JDK https://cds.sun.com/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/WFS/CDS-CDS_Developer-Site/en_US/-/USD/ViewProductDetail-Start?ProductRef=java_ee_sdk-5_01-oth-JPR@CDS-CDS_Developer
gautchoboiz: Ok Installing
**2 minutes later**
gautchoboiz: Wow this is taking forever
**5 minutes later**
gautchoboiz: wow is it taking its time
**1 minute later
gautchoboiz: ok its not finding the folder automaticly
gautchoboiz: ok gonna find it manually
gautchoboiz: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?!
Me: What?
gautchoboiz:This version of JDK is 1.591123, Netbeans requirs a minimum of 1.591124.
gautchoboiz:Thats like .000001 of a difference are you kidding me????
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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ashley is zohans super hot girlfriend
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Me and gautchoboiz in vent
Me: Ok I found a link to the JDK https://cds.sun.com/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/WFS/CDS-CDS_Developer-Site/en_US/-/USD/ViewProductDetail-Start?ProductRef=java_ee_sdk-5_01-oth-JPR@CDS-CDS_Developer
gautchoboiz: Ok Installing
**2 minutes later**
gautchoboiz: Wow this is taking forever
**5 minutes later**
gautchoboiz: wow is it taking its time
**1 minute later
gautchoboiz: ok its not finding the folder automaticly
gautchoboiz: ok gonna find it manually
gautchoboiz: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?!
Me: What?
gautchoboiz:This version of JDK is 1.591123, Netbeans requirs a minimum of 1.591124.
gautchoboiz:Thats like .000001 of a difference are you kidding me????
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
LAWLZ PURE OWNEDGE RIGHT THERE
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Coldblooded[1up]: talking a long story about a dream i had about people raping each other...
akwared silence......
dougy[1up]:...i touch myself
VENT PEOPLE: LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!!!!!:D
dougy[1up]: wait i didnt know i was in 1up vent channel:P
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ColdBlooded: I'm never gonna end up on here, I'm too smart!
Me: Cold, reload the page.
ColdBlooded: LOL
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ColdBlooded: I'm never gonna end up on here, I'm too smart!
Me: Cold, reload the page.
ColdBlooded: LOL
hahaha
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dougy: my hair is on fire
Coldblooded: look at my comment(about him touching himself)
dougy:my hair looks like a cabbage when you look at it from the top
VENT PEOPLE: LOL!!
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Dougy: OMG my hair is on fire! Anyone got a fire extinguisher?
Me: I've got one in my pants...
Dougy: I really hope that white foamy stuff is fire retardant
Me: For you, it will be...
Dougy: Hey don't trip I'm a married man
Everyone on vent: -sustained laughter-
LOL
Later on: Goddammit how many quotes can you guys get from me in one day?!
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Coldblooded[1up]: Man I really need to get some DSL!
Pyrite[1up]: dick sucking lips?
Coldblooded: (face palm)
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Coldblooded[1up]: Man I really need to get some DSL!
Pyrite[1up]: dick sucking lips?
Coldblooded: (face palm)
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not what i meant LMAO
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Hustler: Dougy, what jump are you on?
Dougy: I'm on hard. I love it hard. OMG NOBODY QUOTE THAT!
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Cold: omaigawsh I’m sooo drunk right now and im pwning so bad on super ts >.<
Gautch: getting drunk is a lot like having sex. You have to prepare for it all evening and it takes all night, and then you have to deal with it in the morning. Getting high is a lot like masturbating. It only takes a few minutes, it has the same effect, and you don’t have to deal with it in the morning.
Cold, power, gautch, and mickey: TROLOLOLOL
cold: that's 1up funny page quotes material right there hahahaahah
TROLOLOLOLOL quotes page.
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brendanator: im going to go check my s[h]it and then go off to bed
coldblooded: you check your s[h]it? WTF
brendanator: yes, i talk a big dump and get a good magnifin class and look at it.
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brendanator: yes, i talk a big dumb and get a good magnifin class and look at it.
WTF???
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Power: lancer is asking me for sex in private chat
Lancer: no something else.
Lancer: and btw that is private stuff between you and me.
Lancer: umm..s0... Power...about what you said (said seductively
Mickey and dougy: (laugh histerically)
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Brendanator: Wow he's Cumming right now by the way.
Dougy: wow really, imma quote that.
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powermad: why is it when i kill dougy theres is always someone there after him to kill me.
Dougy: maybe cause they see me dying look on there minimap and think hey, lets help him :).
Powermad: No, or maybe they're like Quick to the dubstep mobile, dahdahdundahdahdahdahhhh.(to the batmobile theme tune)
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Dougy: Powermad, Get to britain, I need your help.
Powermad: I'm in your closet.
..............
Dougy: errr, Powermad, I Dont have a closet, I think you might be in someone elses house, Lol.
powermad: ahhh ****, whos house am in now?
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Hustler: Ron's gonna look at my application and see that i have a massive penis and be jelly (jealous) and be like F2.
Hustler: I shouldn't of said that, Forget that i said that, Don't quote that either.
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fml.
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Me thinking about a sig for venom. We were talking about battle-mooses or sumsh1t.
Pyrite[1up]: Dont Forget! Hes half terrorist, you have to make it wear a turban or something!
Me: DUUUUDE! Thats such an American thing to say! hahaha he's not half arab, hes half terrorist.
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lolz...power was in my room....WAIT I DID NOT SAY THAT :P
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Powermad: my cat hasnt evolved yet.
me: wtf....
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Coldblooded: I am on superman
Cold: ahhhh!
Bourbon:ahhhhhh!
Lancer:ahhhhhhh!
Dougy:jourgasm!!
Sent from my iPod touch using Tapatalk
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Dougy: Are you guys PCing eachother or something?
Lancer: Yeah, I'm talking to Power. It's about him and I doing those antelope.
Me: Yeah, those antelope were GREAT!
Lancer: Rule 34, Power. Rule 34.
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Lancer: Yeah, Power and I tell eachother everything.
Me: Oh, by the way. I'm Batman.
Lancer + Mickey: OMG!
Lancer: You'd better give me a batmobile.
Me: No, but you can be Robin.
Lancer: Yeah, Robin' your car, that is.
*everyone laughs*
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mickeypooh<3 : YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!
powermaid: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!
everyone: LAUGHS!!
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*out of the blue*
Lancer: That was so attractive. I have a thing for clowns.
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mickeypooh<3 : YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!
powermaid: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!
everyone: LAUGHS!!
My bad....
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mickeypooh<3 : YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!
powermaid: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!
everyone: LAUGHS!!
Soooo didn't mean it how it looks... :P
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Last six posts are FTW!
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*out of the blue*
Lancer: That was so attractive. I have a thing for clowns.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFHBtu6Nb40# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFHBtu6Nb40#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVgwJ9eeMJQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVgwJ9eeMJQ#)
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ruusan, u worry me sometimes
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(http://content.screencast.com/users/DjDougy/folders/Jing/media/0931454b-ac10-4cac-ad40-5af550c00cd3/00000169.png)
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Oh my... :o
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ROFL 8)
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*out of the blue*
Lancer: That was so attractive. I have a thing for clowns.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFHBtu6Nb40# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFHBtu6Nb40#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVgwJ9eeMJQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVgwJ9eeMJQ#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QehZjjwb7-I# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QehZjjwb7-I#)
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Trololol
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(DEAD) RICHIE_WARRIOR: nice azz
(DEAD) [TBH]Jrman04: aqui!!!!
(DEAD) RICHIE_WARRIOR: donde
(DEAD) RICHIE_WARRIOR: xD
(DEAD) NoSound: zZ
(DEAD) RICHIE_WARRIOR: rlly
(DEAD) NoSound: Finish fast
-LG-Scrible connected
(DEAD) [TBH]Jrman04: aqui en la mapa
(DEAD) RICHIE_WARRIOR: el mapa
BourBon[1up]: finish fast
(DEAD) [TBH]Jrman04: dough
BourBon[1up]: idk
(DEAD) [TBH]Jrman04: doughy
BourBon[1up]: i can't orgasm that quick
-LG-Scrible joined the Goomba team.
-LG-Scrible entered the game
BourBon[1up]: you gotta work me first
(DEAD) [TBH]Jrman04: ?
(DEAD) RICHIE_WARRIOR: quien habla espaniol
(DEAD) [TBH]Jrman04: wow bour
(DEAD) [TBH]Jrman04: lol :)
]/condump wowbourbon.txt
Dumped console text to wowbourbon.txt.
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Trololol
LMFAO!!!
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:omg: he egged me on, how could I resist?! alright gimme a chat ban. lol
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(DEAD) RICHIE_WARRIOR: nice azz
(DEAD) [TBH]Jrman04: aqui!!!!
-I swear it was just a coincident xD
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:omg: he egged me on, how could I resist?! alright gimme a chat ban. lol
LMAO bourbon your crzy
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Dougy 1up Ventrilo
Ima Bone a dog .. wait no that came out wrong! (Minecraft giving a dog a bone or was he?)
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Mickey: dang it I can't find it!
Lancer: find what
...
Lancer: it's not that small....
Dougy: quotes
Lancer:...... Omy
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Mickey: dang it I can't find it!
Lancer: find what
...
Lancer: it's not that small....
Dougy: quotes
Lancer:...... Omy
ROFL xD
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a nice chat between me Valk and Power
07/07 08:19:40 Valkiry: *slaps power in the face, + kicks in the nuts*
07/07 08:19:50 Flame[1up]: :|
07/07 08:20:01 PowerMaid[1up]: You can't hurt me there. I've got BALLS OF STEEL
07/07 08:20:08 Flame[1up]: slaps Valk in the face then ties him over the Grand Canyon by his nuts
07/07 08:20:09 Valkiry: yes you do
07/07 08:20:12 Valkiry: yes you do
07/07 08:20:23 Valkiry: *AW*
07/07 08:20:39 Flame[1up]: your skin will slowly rip
07/07 08:20:45 Valkiry: eew
07/07 08:20:49 Flame[1up]: and torture will be put upon you
07/07 08:20:50 PowerMaid[1up]: and the BALLS will fall out!!
07/07 08:20:56 Valkiry: EEEEWWW
07/07 08:20:59 Flame[1up]: and finally when your skin rips
07/07 08:21:05 Flame[1up]: you fall down the Grand Canyon
07/07 08:21:12 Flame[1up]: being a no-nut freak :|
07/07 08:21:12 Valkiry: and I land on april
07/07 08:21:21 Valkiry: ohw :(
07/07 08:21:36 Flame[1up]: :P
07/07 08:21:59 Flame[1up]: and now
07/07 08:22:08 Flame[1up]: to put that on 1up Funny Quotes
07/07 08:22:12 Valkiry: But My Racoon helps me out of the Canyon, and searches for my balls
07/07 08:22:20 PowerMaid[1up]: then eats them
07/07 08:22:22 Valkiry: noooo
07/07 08:22:29 Valkiry: puts them back
07/07 08:22:33 Flame[1up]: LOL
07/07 08:22:57 Flame[1up]: so going on Funny Quotes
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Omfg lololololololol.
Stupid racoo. Ate your nuts! Lolol. I can't breathe that was so funny
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07/07 08:20:39 Flame[1up]: your skin will slowly rip
07/07 08:20:45 Valkiry: eew
07/07 08:20:49 Flame[1up]: and torture will be put upon you
Flame youre an emo?
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07/07 08:20:39 Flame[1up]: your skin will slowly rip
07/07 08:20:45 Valkiry: eew
07/07 08:20:49 Flame[1up]: and torture will be put upon you
Flame youre an emo?
I am a narrator.
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viva: how u know i'm comming
J-Squared[1up]: you moan loudly?
TurbanError[1up]: XD
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Ruusan: lancer why are you late?
Lancer:f**king parents
Someone: soyou are a parent raper?
Zhalix: wait. What?
Zohan: well are you?
Yes.... I mean heck no! -_-
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bahahaha j-squared xD
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Ruusan: lancer why are you late?
Lancer:f**king parents
Someone: soyou are a parent raper?
Zhalix: wait. What?
Zohan: well are you?
Yes.... I mean heck no! -_-
Herp derp
Parent rapist :o
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Perdition: Flame looks like the kid in diary of a wimpy kid
Everyone: So true
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Lol
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ashley is zohans super hot girlfriend
You ****en know it bro..Thnks
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Sesko on vent: Term are you still here?
Me and cutty laughing our ****en ass of cuz of his accent
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Sesko on vent: Term are you still here?
Me and cutty laughing our ****en ass of cuz of his accent
Lol I know what you mean :p.
Hes a nice guy btw
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Flexan: f**k me! F**k me harder!!
Stella, gautch, term, jrman, and me have a laugh :)
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Flexan: F**k me harder daddy!!!
Lolz
Flex: well Stella said the f word and I told us all why.
Flexan, making us smarter with every lesson :P
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Lancer had 2 private chats open one with Coldblooded and Power and he clicked the push to talk button and clicked it on powers and said
Cold ya still there
Cold
LOL
XD
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uhm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmRlvXAB1bw&feature=relmfu# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmRlvXAB1bw&feature=relmfu#) funny video? idk where else to put Lol
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Not funny at all? .....
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agreed.. lol
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I prefer the conspiracy theories that MJ faked his death to avoid getting actually killed by the Illuminati.
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[Ruusan[1up]]: pro tip: in urt, type /sex me up baby.
*** remote user is back
[Jabba[1up]]: nothing hppaend
[Ruusan[1up]]: heheheheh
[Ruusan[1up]]: I know right
[Jabba[1up]]: :l
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Hahahaha Ruu :)
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Trollolol :)
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Gautch to Whitefish
I don't even know you, and you have a funny accent.
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Stella: wow that guy sounds like borat
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Zohan[1up]: you hear me right round reight round and a guy with his dick in something
Zohan[1up]: i dont know if it was a vag
Zohan[1up]: or
Zohan[1up]: *******
Zohan[1up]: of a guy
mickeypooh[1up]: huh?
Zohan[1up]: OH WTF
Zohan[1up]: ><
Zohan[1up]: ><
mickeypooh[1up]: LOLOLOLOL
Zohan[1up]: INGORE ALL THAT
Zohan[1up]: IGNORE ALL THAT
Zohan[1up]: IM TALKING TO RUUSAN
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He didn't know what meatspin was, so I had to link him...
After he willingly google image searched "wank". (Thanks tp pyrite :3)
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What the hell...
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The boys o.o
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PowerMaid:Well I will be back on Vent tomorow, but that will be the last day any of you see me.
mickeypooh:NO, I will come to Canada and make sure you stay on.
PowerMaid:There is only one thing you can do to make me stay on ;)
Flexan:YEAH, Stick a pickle in his but.
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Hahhahaha great quote flame.
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Lol
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Omy... ???
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Powermaid[1up]- Hey chronos
Me- hey everyone
Powermaid[1up]- ..... we're the only ones here
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Haha
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Trolololol. For so many reasons.
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When playing CTF
Ruusan: oh what the hell
Flux: BAHAHAHAHAHAH U LIKE ME GRINDING ON YOUR HEAD DON T YOU RUUSAN
Me:LoL
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KD197: Jesus Christ. I really should've raised the f**king age limit on the clan, you know?
Dougy[1up]: Yeah, you gotta be 18 and a chick
KD197: Yeah, and you would've made it cus you're a complete B*ITCH.
^^ Rofl
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Powermaid[1up]- Hey chronos
Me- hey everyone
Powermaid[1up]- ..... we're the only ones here
:P
Hahahaaha! That one was funny
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Lol. Actually raising age to 14 would help with the maturity problems?
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Most maturity problems come from the older members. Lol
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This is what I sent to perd
Me: hey tiny penis man... Happy late birthday hope your penis grew a inch :D
Another
Vent is completely quiet when
*Page from herp derp ruusan*
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Ruusan,
I have long but told anyone of my desires but yes i love penis, this is me openly admitting it to you and i hope you respect my wishes and dont show another soul of this message.
Dougy[1up]
Yeah... He just up and sent me this message.
Why does everyone presume I'm into that >_>'
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Ruusan,
I have long but told anyone of my desires but yes i love penis, this is me openly admitting it to you and i hope you respect my wishes and dont show another soul of this message.
Dougy[1up]
Yeah... He just up and sent me this message.
Why does everyone presume I'm into that >_>'
cuz u spam me with meatspin.com and gay porn... i.e last time u sent me a link to a porn video of a guy f*cking another guy > >
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Lol
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Dougy: I can't seem to get my head around these nuts ???
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Ruusan,
I have long but told anyone of my desires but yes i love penis, this is me openly admitting it to you and i hope you respect my wishes and dont show another soul of this message.
Dougy[1up]
Yeah... He just up and sent me this message.
Why does everyone presume I'm into that >_>'
ruu you g4y ?
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Ruusan,
I have long but told anyone of my desires but yes i love penis, this is me openly admitting it to you and i hope you respect my wishes and dont show another soul of this message.
Dougy[1up]
Yeah... He just up and sent me this message.
Why does everyone presume I'm into that >_>'
ruu you g4y ?
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Seriously?
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Ruusan,
I have long but told anyone of my desires but yes i love penis, this is me openly admitting it to you and i hope you respect my wishes and dont show another soul of this message.
Dougy[1up]
Yeah... He just up and sent me this message.
Why does everyone presume I'm into that >_>'
ruu you g4y ?
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Seriously?
cutty wants to hook up with you.
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Ruusan,
I have long but told anyone of my desires but yes i love penis, this is me openly admitting it to you and i hope you respect my wishes and dont show another soul of this message.
Dougy[1up]
Yeah... He just up and sent me this message.
Why does everyone presume I'm into that >_>'
ruu you g4y ?
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Seriously?
cutty wants to hook up with you.
Just like you were Henry from tinychat
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Ruusan,
I have long but told anyone of my desires but yes i love penis, this is me openly admitting it to you and i hope you respect my wishes and dont show another soul of this message.
Dougy[1up]
Yeah... He just up and sent me this message.
Why does everyone presume I'm into that >_>'
ruu you g4y ?
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Seriously?
cutty wants to hook up with you.
Cutty would hook up with a rock.
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Ruusan,
I have long but told anyone of my desires but yes i love penis, this is me openly admitting it to you and i hope you respect my wishes and dont show another soul of this message.
Dougy[1up]
Yeah... He just up and sent me this message.
Why does everyone presume I'm into that >_>'
ruu you g4y ?
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Seriously?
cutty wants to hook up with you.
Lmfao
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Zang needs a cookie.
Hook up with a rock? LOLOLOL
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Ruusan,
I have long but told anyone of my desires but yes i love penis, this is me openly admitting it to you and i hope you respect my wishes and dont show another soul of this message.
Dougy[1up]
Yeah... He just up and sent me this message.
Why does everyone presume I'm into that >_>'
ruu you g4y ?
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Seriously?
cutty wants to hook up with you.
Lmfao
lol quote train
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Ruusan,
I have long but told anyone of my desires but yes i love penis, this is me openly admitting it to you and i hope you respect my wishes and dont show another soul of this message.
Dougy[1up]
Yeah... He just up and sent me this message.
Why does everyone presume I'm into that >_>'
ruu you g4y ?
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Seriously?
cutty wants to hook up with you.
Lmfao
lol quote train
WTF!!!!!
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wth dougy!
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OMG!....I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?" Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!" Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
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ROFLLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sniper :P:P:P:P:P:P::P
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OMG!....I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?" Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!" Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
Haha This one is genius!
+1 :P
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Belongs on FML
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Sniper, that made my while week from ok to amazing.
Jimmer: ( sends private chat to lancer)
Jimmer: what server
Lancer: you realize I am less than 15 feet away.
Jimmer: I know
Lancer: you can just talk to me through vent or real life.
Jimmer: (runs across room and yells in my ear)
Jimmer: WHAT SERVER LANCER!!!!!!!!!
Funny time for sure. We needed a camara for that one Lolol.
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Lol
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Was watching Dragon ball z with my brother the other day...
Me: If sensu beans make them get stronger, why don't they put them in their food.
My Brother: Dude, that's like steroids, they don't want to take too much.
Me: Why?...
My Brother: Because their D*cks will get small.
LoL
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lol your bro calls you lancer :P
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Was watching Dragon ball z with my brother the other day...
Me: If sensu beans make them get stronger, why don't they put them in their food.
My Brother: Dude, that's like steroids, they don't want to take too much.
Me: Why?...
My Brother: Because their D*cks will get small.
LoL
Sensu beans only restore their power levels, not make them stronger. Inner nerd EMERGE!
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A funny quote from when i was playing superts
GreenFalcon: Lancer do you think i will make it into 1up?
Lancer[1up]: Dunno, Not Sure
GreenFalcon: Ahh ok
Lancer[1up] : I hope you do get in, That means i wont be last pick anymore
GreenFalcon: What for?
Lancer[1up] : Doesnt matter
I know what this is about now
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Lancer[1up] : That means i wont be last pick anymore
Lol, funny how that works.
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OMG!....I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?" Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!" Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
Whahahahahahaha! - to freakin funny! nice one sniper!
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well i laughed so darn hard @sniper's joke i had to find one just as funny.... nearly! ;)
Poor Man -
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Cheerz! - uber$lick
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ok, ok, last one - cause it's even funnier! :P
Girls night out -
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
Cheerz! - uber$lick
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hahaha those two were funny slick!
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funny pick up lines.
are you from africa?
why?
CUs A fricken LOVE YOU
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Haiiii guys. Thought I'd revive this.
Zod & Gautch @ Zombie Bomb:
Zod: Why do these freaking pingers keep connecting to the Zombie Servers?! (http://oi40.tinypic.com/jh57cl.jpg)
Gautch: They all connect from France, the Middle East, and South America...
Zod: How the **** do you even get computers in Africa?
Gautch: lolwut?
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Haha, zod raging made me lol.
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"This one's got your name on it."
- shoots & misses -
"Damn...missed, good thing this one has your name on it."
- shoot & misses again -
"Ok I'm pretty sure this one ha- what is your name anyway?"
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Helicopter Gunship Pilot: "The little specs down there would be the enemy."
Soldier: "Have we received first light...I mean orders?"
Troop Transport Driver: "Do they have their heads out the windows and their tongues hanging out yet?"