Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)

[Gemma]

Good gravy hahahha.  Fine then flame, we leave you in walmart where we found you.  Pyrite and I would never trust a young kid cooking our steaks for us. . . Second, good luck getting us stood up. We weigh well over 300 lbs between the two of us.

my solutions:

1.Gemma, I have many disguises, Remember that Guy at the Hotdog stand, yeah that was me.

2.Walmart sells lawn mowers right? well if i run you over I can move you piece by piece.

Walmart has lawnmowers?  Wait, sorry, stupid question..  Walmart has the arc of the covenant. . .

[Pyrite[1up]]

arc or ark? lol

[BoBThEImaM]

dont matta it don't exist

[SnKQuaKe]

Well if I wake up a zombie, I know your plans.. If I have any memories left. Watch out

[Pyrite[1up]]

dont matta it don't exist

Neither does the F1 option on your vote

[Gemma]

arc or ark? lol

GAH! WHY ARE YOU SO SMART!??!?!? *breaks coffee mug*

[marvsta]

actually i would take a holiday in america right befor then i would get james bond and ........
I would then team up with nova and flame and us kids would have played tonnes of cod zombies to be good at zombies and we'd be called the zombie-busters
Well i think Nova has alredy been eaten cos i dont see him round much lately so

[Flame[1up]]

LOL you do know nova is my younger brother dont you?

[Gemma]

Wah? No, I didn't know that flame.  How cute.

[marvsta]

troololololol srsly i want the truth flame
get nova on more i wanna hear his voice
what other game does he play
some1 says he plays black ops, on which console??? so i could add him

[RedRumOnE]

ok first things first, Parents are infected, Not even safe in my own home. Thankfully i have two tantos that i can throw and 2 Bokan that i can ward things off or use them as stabbing utensils. After i get out of the house i will go to the mall by taking my moms Ptcruiser, will be hard with traffic backed up and all kinds of zombies but thankfully gemma you know the plains out here so i can find a way around

Get to the mall and find a scuba waterproof suit and put it on Considering i dont fully understand the infection im going to take all precautions to keep the infection out of my pores, Second i will get a gas mask and a suit of metal armor. something that covers really well and a few melee weapons.

 After i have my equipment i hole up in a sams club and seal it all off and rig traps like dental floss connected to stink bombs so that i can smell when the zombies have gotten through, All and all the zombie infection wont last long...doesn't take long for the bodies to decay...after the surviving part its all about just finding more survivors.

So heavy hulking suit impervious to biting and scratching, Will reduce speed but if you know where to go and place yourself tactfully you wont have much of a problem. Sonsidering you cant rely on guns because of the ammo problems you would have to beat the **** out of zombies, Quick blows o to the heads with a sword or a metallic bat or something simmilar to cause brain injury will be sufficient. A well stocked compound of food and preservatives that i can gorge on and have entertainment, Cmon you think a sams club wont have a generator. Only problem would be the sound barrier Will review with molotovs off roof in the future.

*Not saying i wouldnt use guns im just saying their not the only thing you should rely on, I would always have 2 handguns a machinegun and a shotgun on my person*

[SnKMaddog]

Screw Wal-Mart.  I'm grabbing my guns, generator, welder, change of clothes, and my coffee mug, hopping in the truck and heading for Tractor Supply Co for some prefilled Argon bottles.  Next, I'm heading to Menards (a huge hardware store that also sells basic food).  Why?  Because unlike Wal-mart, Menards has tons and tons of tools, building materials, metal objects, etc... not to mention fork lifts, delivery trucks and contractor 4wd pickups.  Plus, Wal-mart has WAY too much food.  If there's a power issue, you'll be surrounded by rot, rodents and insects.  Screw that. 

I'm beefing up my truck (that's what my welder, the Argon and the stock metal/random metal objects are for).  I'll then build a very secure room inside the store (building materials and tools are everywhere, so this won't be a problem).  I'll rig up some booby-traps and intrusion indicators.  Then I'm heading for a gun store.  On the way, I'll stop at the local police station.  The evidence room should have enough firearms and ammo to last me a while.  If the evidence room is empty, I'll continue to the gun store.  If it's not, I'll grab everything and return to Menards.

That's the first day.  I have no specific ideas about the long-term.  I think that life on the move would be pretty smart.  Maybe head for Montana or Alaska or something.  But I would definitely stay at my safe room in Menards for several days until I could put together a good gameplan.

[Pyrite[1up]]

Maddog, did you join the A-Team?

[Gemma]

From left to right: Gemma, Pyrite, Maddog, Bourbon. 

[inka]

Ill just stay in Australia where the infection hasnt spread.
 so yeah, take that. I survive the longest unless any of you can fly a plane to escape or navagate a boat to uninfected country with out runnning out of food.