CASTING FOR URT MACHINIMA

[PowerMaid]

Exactly.

[Stella]

i am female but i dont talk english ver well

You would be perfect for Misu.

nic..then um in

Alrightie then.

Do you have any recording programs? I'll need some voice work from you.

yes i do have

Alright then. I'll need you to record you saying all of Misu's lines.

where r the lines

[PowerMaid]

Here's the script:
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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

{SYMBOLS: 'k' means the person is holding a knife. '1' means they're holding their primary weapon. '2', their pistol.}


UrT Machinima, Part 1


SWATs, Turnpike, Office

*Tom and Takeshi sitting at desks opposite one another, Tom at laptop desk*
Takeshi 'k': Hey, how come you get a laptop?
Tom 'k': Because I'm the squad leader, that's why.
Takeshi: But I want a laptop!
Tom: Maybe one day, if my innards are ripped out and fed to an iguana, then **** out and eaten again.
Takeshi: *stares*
Tom: Then you can have the laptop.
*Carla runs in via pillar doors*
Carla 'k': Boys, we have a problem.
Tom: What's going on?
Takeshi: I'd know, if I had the laptop…
Carla: The Reds have invaded a little church town in Albania. We've been called in to assist.
Tom: Ok, crew. Gather up and we're off. Carla, go find Adala.
Carla: Got it, boss.
*Carla runs through the office and into the garage where Adala is sitting in a corner facing some boxes*
Adala 'k': Haha, die! No, I'm too powerful! You cannot kill me! HAHAHA!
Carla: What the hell are you doing?
Adala: Oh, umm… Hi, Carla!
Carla: Get your gear on. Red activity.
Adala: YAY! Can I heal people?
Carla: Sure. *mumbling* starting with yourself…
Adala: What's that?
Carla: I said 'starting with yourself', as in 'I may hurt you and you'll need to heal yourself'.
Adala: YAY!

End Part 1


Part 2

Abbey, Town Square Spawn

*Rafiq and Sarah run in via balcony hallway and come down the stairs*
Rafiq '1': YEAH! TERRORISM RULES!!
Sarah '1': Do you have to say that every singe time we raid a village?
Denzel '1': Alright. We took the Town Square. Time to take over the statues. I've heard the nuns hide their profits there.
Misu '1': I'll go get David!
Sarah: Why? You won't do anything. You just want to look at the naked statue…
Misu: Hey, it's art! And no I don't!
*team scatters through tunnel*
*SWATs enter via dark doorway at cathedral spawn*
Tom '1': Ok crew, let's go through the village. See a red, take it down.
Carla '1': 'it'?
Tom: Of course. Reds aren't people. They're things. Worthless scum.
Carla: No comment...
Tom: Go! GO! GO!
*team scatters into main town*
*Carla runs to Marble Courtyard and prepares her sniper rifle*
*rest of the team runs beside church and into david's courtyard*
Tom: Huh. No sign of Red activity.
*Misu is hiding behind the long pillar, she jumps out*
Misu: DIE SWAT SCUM! STAY AWAY FROM MY NAKED STATUE!!
*Misu shoots blindly at the SWATS, misses each shot*
Tom: …
*Tom shoots Misu in the arm, she runs towards fountain*
Misu: OWW!!
Takeshi: Why did you just shoot her arm? Now she's going to get away!
Tom: Exactly. Now she'll leave this church town alone.
*short pause*
Takeshi: We need a new squad leader…

END PART 2

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Right here, Stella.

[Flame[1up]]

ok got it, got confused but now i got it

[Stella]

Here's the script:
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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

{SYMBOLS: 'k' means the person is holding a knife. '1' means they're holding their primary weapon. '2', their pistol.}


UrT Machinima, Part 1


SWATs, Turnpike, Office

*Tom and Takeshi sitting at desks opposite one another, Tom at laptop desk*
Takeshi 'k': Hey, how come you get a laptop?
Tom 'k': Because I'm the squad leader, that's why.
Takeshi: But I want a laptop!
Tom: Maybe one day, if my innards are ripped out and fed to an iguana, then **** out and eaten again.
Takeshi: *stares*
Tom: Then you can have the laptop.
*Carla runs in via pillar doors*
Carla 'k': Boys, we have a problem.
Tom: What's going on?
Takeshi: I'd know, if I had the laptop…
Carla: The Reds have invaded a little church town in Albania. We've been called in to assist.
Tom: Ok, crew. Gather up and we're off. Carla, go find Adala.
Carla: Got it, boss.
*Carla runs through the office and into the garage where Adala is sitting in a corner facing some boxes*
Adala 'k': Haha, die! No, I'm too powerful! You cannot kill me! HAHAHA!
Carla: What the hell are you doing?
Adala: Oh, umm… Hi, Carla!
Carla: Get your gear on. Red activity.
Adala: YAY! Can I heal people?
Carla: Sure. *mumbling* starting with yourself…
Adala: What's that?
Carla: I said 'starting with yourself', as in 'I may hurt you and you'll need to heal yourself'.
Adala: YAY!

End Part 1


Part 2

Abbey, Town Square Spawn

*Rafiq and Sarah run in via balcony hallway and come down the stairs*
Rafiq '1': YEAH! TERRORISM RULES!!
Sarah '1': Do you have to say that every singe time we raid a village?
Denzel '1': Alright. We took the Town Square. Time to take over the statues. I've heard the nuns hide their profits there.
Misu '1': I'll go get David!
Sarah: Why? You won't do anything. You just want to look at the naked statue…
Misu: Hey, it's art! And no I don't!
*team scatters through tunnel*
*SWATs enter via dark doorway at cathedral spawn*
Tom '1': Ok crew, let's go through the village. See a red, take it down.
Carla '1': 'it'?
Tom: Of course. Reds aren't people. They're things. Worthless scum.
Carla: No comment...
Tom: Go! GO! GO!
*team scatters into main town*
*Carla runs to Marble Courtyard and prepares her sniper rifle*
*rest of the team runs beside church and into david's courtyard*
Tom: Huh. No sign of Red activity.
*Misu is hiding behind the long pillar, she jumps out*
Misu: DIE SWAT SCUM! STAY AWAY FROM MY NAKED STATUE!!
*Misu shoots blindly at the SWATS, misses each shot*
Tom: …
*Tom shoots Misu in the arm, she runs towards fountain*
Misu: OWW!!
Takeshi: Why did you just shoot her arm? Now she's going to get away!
Tom: Exactly. Now she'll leave this church town alone.
*short pause*
Takeshi: We need a new squad leader…

END PART 2

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Right here, Stella.

ok i'll record my lines nd give it 2 u

[CuttyFlam[1up]]

Post it here we would like to hear that

[Stella]

Post it here we would like to hear that

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 

[PowerMaid]

Just an announcement:

Today's filming was great. I'd like to thank the actors who made it and those who took the places of those who didn't.

NEXT FILMING IS SATURDAY JAN 22 AFTER PRACTICE. ALL ACTORS MUST ATTEND.


(Note: I still need voice from Stella)

[Stella]

Just an announcement:

Today's filming was great. I'd like to thank the actors who made it and those who took the places of those who didn't.

NEXT FILMING IS SATURDAY JAN 22 AFTER PRACTICE. ALL ACTORS MUST ATTEND.


(Note: I still need voice from Stella)

done it XD

[PowerMaid]

SCRIPT PARTS 3+4

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Part 3

Abbey, Town Square Spawn

*Misu returns with a bleeding arm*
Misu '1': Guys, we have SWATs. We're done.
Denzel '1': Damn. Ok, we need to take care of them. Misu, where did you see --
Sarah '1': Naked statue.
Denzel: Good enough. Ok guys, let's run through the church and cut 'em off.
Rafiq '1': YEAH! TERRORISM RULES!!
*whole team runs through tunnel towards center room*
Denzel: Misu, go scout through that tunnel. The rest of you, on me.
*Reds do as Denzel instructed*
Misu: Aww, no naked statue.
*Misu looks up towards Carla and Carla blows her head off with the SR8*
*Denzel moves under bridge onto fountain, other Reds follow*
Sarah: Over there!
*Sarah aims towards David's*
*Rafiq fires prematurely while shouting "TERRORISM RUUUUULES!"*

*Three Blues still at David's*
Tom: Damn, they found us. Run!
Takeshi: You're a moron! It's three terrorists. What could they possibly do?
Adala: They can shoot us. Then I'd have to heal you!
Takeshi: Yes, you would.
Tom: Fine then, mr. Smart Guy, what do you suggest we do?
Takeshi: Well, we have guns. We could shoot them…
Tom: That's fine and dandy, but what can we do? There's nothing we can do but run!
Takeshi: Uhh yeah, we can shoot them…
Tom: Damn you Takeshi, stop defying it! We only have one option, and that's to...
Adala: SHUT THE (beep) UP AND FIRE YOUR (beep) GUN!
Tom: Oh yeah, forgot I had this.
*Tom goes around the corner and shoots Rafiq in the head*
*Rafiq's last words were "TERRORISM RUUUU --"*
Denzel: (beep)! Sarah, run!
*Denzel and Sarah run up the stairs to centre room*
Tom: Well crew, good job using your guns. It was a really good idea of mine to actually fire these things, wasn't it?
Adala: I'm not healing you.

END PART 3


PART 4

Snoppis, Center Cavern

*Denzel and Sarah in the middle of the cavern*
Denzel 'k': Sarah, do me a favor.
Sarah 'k': Oh my god. What now?
Denzel: Don't scream.
*Denzel takes out his D.Eagle and shoots Sarah in the torso once, she doesn't die*
Sarah: WHAT THE (beep) DID YOU DO THAT FOR??
Denzel: I thought you were a SWAT spy. My bad.
Sarah: This isn't Team Fortress 2, dumbass. Spies don't take on the forms of other people.
Denzel: Really? Huh.
*Denzel turns away and walks forward a bit*
Denzel:…that is EXACTLY what a SWAT spy would say!!
*Denzel turns around and shoots Sarah in the head, killing her*
Denzel: Ooohh, not too smart.
*Takeshi runs in through one of the caves*
Takeshi '1': STOP!!
Denzel: Where are your other teammates?
Takeshi: Well, on the way here, Tom tripped over a ladybug, and when Adala tried to heal him, Carla accidentally shot her. At least she said it was an accident…
Denzel: So, it's down to you and me.
Takeshi: I guess it is.
*Denzel and Takeshi 1v1 until one of them dies*

DEVELOPER'S TWO OPTIONS
Denzel Wins:
Denzel: Hahaha! Terrorism RULES!
Carla '1': I beg to differ.
*Carla shoots Denzel in the head from across the map*
Carla: Huh. Just me left. Cool.
*Carla looks at the dead body*
Carla: I guess it's time to take care of my necrophilia.
*credits show Carla t-bagging Denzel*

Takeshi wins:
Takeshi: Wow. I should feel proud, but instead, it's sad that we're supposed to be SWAT team members, yet two of us killed ourselves. Ah well. My laptop now!!
*credits show images with Takeshi on the laptop*

[Sandra]

CARLA FTW.

[Flame[1up]]

Wow yay I Am the First one to die -.-
xD we should make a second video and show them respawning and them being like wtf, we are alive? xD

[CuttyFlam[1up]]

CARLA FTW.

LOL I'm Carla !!!

[Nexus[1up]]

haah so when are the next scenes?

[PowerMaid]

The filming is finished. You should have been here yesterday.