Part 3
Abbey, Town Square Spawn
*Misu returns with a bleeding arm*
Misu '1': Guys, we have SWATs. We're done.
Denzel '1': Damn. Ok, we need to take care of them. Misu, where did you see --
Sarah '1': Naked statue.
Denzel: Good enough. Ok guys, let's run through the church and cut 'em off.
Rafiq '1': YEAH! TERRORISM RULES!!
*whole team runs through tunnel towards center room*
Denzel: Misu, go scout through that tunnel. The rest of you, on me.
*Reds do as Denzel instructed*
Misu: Aww, no naked statue.
*Misu looks up towards Carla and Carla blows her head off with the SR8*
*Denzel moves under bridge onto fountain, other Reds follow*
Sarah: Over there!
*Sarah aims towards David's*
*Rafiq fires prematurely while shouting "TERRORISM RUUUUULES!"*
*Three Blues still at David's*
Tom: Damn, they found us. Run!
Takeshi: You're a moron! It's three terrorists. What could they possibly do?
Adala: They can shoot us. Then I'd have to heal you!
Takeshi: Yes, you would.
Tom: Fine then, mr. Smart Guy, what do you suggest we do?
Takeshi: Well, we have guns. We could shoot them…
Tom: That's fine and dandy, but what can we do? There's nothing we can do but run!
Takeshi: Uhh yeah, we can shoot them…
Tom: Damn you Takeshi, stop defying it! We only have one option, and that's to...
Adala: SHUT THE (beep) UP AND FIRE YOUR (beep) GUN!
Tom: Oh yeah, forgot I had this.
*Tom goes around the corner and shoots Rafiq in the head*
*Rafiq's last words were "TERRORISM RUUUU --"*
Denzel: (beep)! Sarah, run!
*Denzel and Sarah run up the stairs to centre room*
Tom: Well crew, good job using your guns. It was a really good idea of mine to actually fire these things, wasn't it?
Adala: I'm not healing you.
END PART 3
PART 4
Snoppis, Center Cavern
*Denzel and Sarah in the middle of the cavern*
Denzel 'k': Sarah, do me a favor.
Sarah 'k': Oh my god. What now?
Denzel: Don't scream.
*Denzel takes out his D.Eagle and shoots Sarah in the torso once, she doesn't die*
Sarah: WHAT THE (beep) DID YOU DO THAT FOR??
Denzel: I thought you were a SWAT spy. My bad.
Sarah: This isn't Team Fortress 2, dumbass. Spies don't take on the forms of other people.
Denzel: Really? Huh.
*Denzel turns away and walks forward a bit*
Denzel:…that is EXACTLY what a SWAT spy would say!!
*Denzel turns around and shoots Sarah in the head, killing her*
Denzel: Ooohh, not too smart.
*Takeshi runs in through one of the caves*
Takeshi '1': STOP!!
Denzel: Where are your other teammates?
Takeshi: Well, on the way here, Tom tripped over a ladybug, and when Adala tried to heal him, Carla accidentally shot her. At least she said it was an accident…
Denzel: So, it's down to you and me.
Takeshi: I guess it is.
*Denzel and Takeshi 1v1 until one of them dies*
DEVELOPER'S TWO OPTIONS
Denzel Wins:
Denzel: Hahaha! Terrorism RULES!
Carla '1': I beg to differ.
*Carla shoots Denzel in the head from across the map*
Carla: Huh. Just me left. Cool.
*Carla looks at the dead body*
Carla: I guess it's time to take care of my necrophilia.
*credits show Carla t-bagging Denzel*
Takeshi wins:
Takeshi: Wow. I should feel proud, but instead, it's sad that we're supposed to be SWAT team members, yet two of us killed ourselves. Ah well. My laptop now!!
*credits show images with Takeshi on the laptop*