I took part in a milk chugging contest. Eight contestants. Winner is the first to drink 4L of milk in one sitting. I gulped a litre in ten seconds, stopped, puked a bit, then continued. I went in big, slow gulps until about 1 litre left. I stopped for a second to look around. Nobody was even done their first litre. I won, with the runner-up half done. It took me 5 minutes. I went home sick.
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