Question to the next poster

[Stella]

my valentines day gifts

what was the last thing that made u cry?

[PowerMaid]

Bourbon.

How old is Bruce Willis's Chia Pet?

[BourBon]

Bourbon.

How old is Bruce Willis's Chia Pet?

Bruce Willis is to badass to have a chia pet.


How big is your hand span, tip of pinkie to tip of thumb spread apart?

[Flame[1up]]

Bourbon.

How old is Bruce Willis's Chia Pet?

Bruce Willis is to badass to have a chia pet.


How big is your hand span, tip of pinkie to tip of thumb spread apart?

Code: [Select]

$Thumb=X-position of Thumb;
$Pinkie=X-position of Pinkie;
$answer=abs($Thumb-$Pinkie);

who is the 1337 person registered on the forums

Hint:  http://www.1upclan.info/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=#

[PowerMaid]

A person who is commonly referred to as Jesus.

If you are canoeing down a river and you lose 3 tires, how many pancakes does it take to paint a barn red?

[Flame[1up]]

A person who is commonly referred to as Jesus.

If you are canoeing down a river and you lose 3 tires, how many pancakes does it take to paint a barn red?

well depends

if you are painting 1 side only

Code: [Select]

$pancakesize=Surface Area of Pancake;
$barnsize=Surface Area of Barn;
$barnsize/$pancakesize;

but if both sides

Code: [Select]

$pancakesize=Surface Area of Pancake;
$barnsize=Surface Area of Barn;
2($barnsize/$pancakesize);

Does anyone have the link to the knowledge base?

[PowerMaid]

Yes, I do.

Did you know that the answer I was looking for was 'Purple,  because ice cream has no bones'?

[TurbanError]

Yes, except for the purple part.

What do you like most about yourself?

[marvsta]

my ************ no im  joking those are just stars as a joke i dunno my hair

What is does your current toilet paper smell like? (mine is cocoa)

[Chuck[1up]]

Mine smell like ****   


What is Your favorite sci fi movie ??

[PowerMaid]

Well. I could go on for days on that. But right now my Sci Fi Star is Star Wars Ep V.

If Kanye West showed up at your house to accept an award, what would you do?

[TurbanError]

Punch him in the face, then ask for an autograph mockingly.

What was the last movie you saw in theaters and enjoyed?

[PowerMaid]

Torn between The Dark Knight and The Polar Express. Loved them both.

When December 31, 2012 comes, what will be your first words?

[Stella]

i will say i knew it, ****ing bunch of idiots..

If I could be a super hero who would it be?

[Chuck[1up]]

Aquagirl 

What is your favorite superhero ?