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Title: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Gemma on February 13, 2011, 01:32:39 PM: Warning: this thread contains graphic images and adult content. Viewer discretion is advised!

This is one of my favorite conversations my wife and I have on road-trips and things. Pretty strait forward:

Zombie apocalypse: What would you do? Theres so many things to talk about. Where would you go/not go?
Vehicle of choice? Weapon(s) of choice? Start a commune, or are you safer alone? For simplicity's sake, lets define the circumstances a bit:

1. These aren't the 'night of the living dead' sort of slow and mindless zombies. They're more like 28 days later psycho-fast ravenous sort of zombies.

2. Yes, they're the head-shot sort of zombies. Single head-shots are fine.

3. This isn't a slow progression sort of infection. Its 'wake-up-and-everyone-is-a-****ing-zombie' sort of infection.

4. Please exercise a sense of practicality. Yeah, I know we'd all like to use a helicopter with a general-electric miniaturized Vulcan cannon, but lets face it, none of us can fly one, even if we had access to one, (which we clearly do not). In other words, its more interesting to explore the idea of WHERE you are going to get your twin .50cal machine gun, than why. The answer to 'why?' is pretty strait forward: Cus they own zombies hard.

6. Yes, if you get bit, you get infected.

7. Killing zombies isn't the only thing you need to worry about. What about food? What about other humans that want what you have? (and aren't into asking for it) What about water? (you die pretty fast without it)

8. What about entertainment? My wife always skips over this part because she thinks its not that important, but seriously, think about it: After your ass is pretty safe, what the HELL are you going to do to not go insane? This is a bigger issue than I think she realizes. Without music, or books, or games, or SOMETHING to do, I give myself about 3 months and I'm checking out and givin' up the ghost.

Anyways. . . I'll reserve my ideas until the discussion gains some momentum. Lets see pictures of your preferred weapons and vehicles. It makes it funner.

talk amongst yourselves, and remember:
(http://paleocave.sciencesortof.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/death_by_zombies.jpg)
time is of the essence..
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Gemma on February 13, 2011, 03:00:59 PM: Oh wait, 2 more stipulations that greatly simplify my strategy:

1. 99% of everyone else is either infected or dead. (due to >1% of the population having natural resistance to the airborne strain of the virus) Assuming you're a part of that percentage, that cuts your city's current population of 500,000 to a mere 5000 actual humans. (for example)

2. With the central government disintegrated, lets face it, the military will basically declare martial law, and do what they want. (and they aren't afraid of a little collateral damage). That limits your time. You could always join up with them, but thats boring, and also, being in the middle of a turbulent power-struggle within the military might not be your best option anyway. My guess is that they would begin bombing and destroying major cities and infected areas completely. In short: Get your ****, and get out.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Gemma on February 13, 2011, 03:07:04 PM: (http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/4/4c/DesertEagle357Black.jpg/380px-DesertEagle357Black.jpg)

I think this is an agreeable 'in-case-of-emergency/get-the-****-away-from-me' weapon of choice. Not .50, but .357.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: White^lynx on February 13, 2011, 03:13:54 PM: i must say my situation and where my family members work and what they do work out perfectly in this situations. Ill create something when i have the time. Never really thought bout it but i am pretty set in case this happens.

ohh and are we predicting that our family is all dead?
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Gemma on February 13, 2011, 04:35:45 PM: 99% of everyone lynx. Its unlikely that your entire family eludes that percentage.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Pyrite[1up] on February 13, 2011, 05:54:11 PM: Quote from: Gemma[1up] on February 13, 2011, 03:07:04 PM
I think this is an agreeable 'in-case-of-emergency/get-the-****-away-from-me' weapon of choice. Not .50, but .357.

Very poor choice of sidearm. We all know that to kill zombies you have to shoot them in the head right? Why not choose a sidearm with the least amount of recoil (unlike a 357 mag), most likely to find rounds in any store, and most likely to find rounds in bulk, and most accuracy. I suggest a handgun that is chambered for .22 LR. Stores carry this stuff in bulk boxes, can be found almost anywhere, has no recoil, shoots with accuracy, has the least amount of noise (at not to alarm other zombies). You can even get a Sig Sauer Mosquito with a threaded barrel these days for easily adding a suppressor.

(http://www.guncity.co.nz/site/images/155689.jpg)

Only problem is, rimfire cartridges tend to FTF or FTL once in awhile, but if you could find a center fire one, that would be better.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Gemma on February 13, 2011, 07:21:01 PM: Thats why I say 'for emergencies' and 'get the **** away from me' weapon. Thats all its for, is knockdown, when all else fails. Rimfires DO jam/ftf. Its a fact. Thats why you want something BIG and reliable at your side. Even if you can't get the head-shot, they WILL go down.

For a main weapon, honestly, one of these: (http://i.ytimg.com/vi/adBUAo5JIDs/0.jpg)
ruger .22 auto. I love these plastic banana clips. Take two and duct-tape one upside down to the other. Thats a head-shot getting BEAST of a rifle.

You want to have a side-arm at both sides. At my right hand, I'd have something similar to your picture pyrite, although, a sig might be hard to loot at a wal-mart or sportsmans warehouse. You'd more likely end up with a beretta or even a ruger mk II would be sweet. I gotta hand it to you though, pyrite, that sig with a supressor is hands-down THE best zombie apocalypse side-arm if you could find one.

At any rate, .22 ftw. If you pour the boxes out into a backpack, how many .22's do you think you could fit?

Thats all fine-and-dandy for the zombies, but what about humans, Pyrite? That surviving 1% of the population is still probably more dangerous than the other 99%.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Gemma on February 13, 2011, 07:29:49 PM: So yeah, Pyrite gets the 'likely to survive' award for his fine choice of side-arm. bravo, pyrite. I hope we're on the same team if this ever happens.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Bizzy on February 13, 2011, 08:45:53 PM: Portability, Stealth, Lightweight. I would travel light, and reach into the suburbs or small villages. I'll prbably carry any silenced SMG (preferably a Scorpion or FN P90), carry some few flashbangs if LIGHT does hurt their eyes. Scavenge around for food, or possibly grow a little if I find a secure shelter. No Electronics, except an Ipod, Flashlight and Tac's for more awareness. If I need to go long-range, I prefer an silenced m21. Main mission is to look for survivors and hunker down a secure fort, or maybe go out to find a ship to abandon the mainland and look for a safe island.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: AuXAuV on February 13, 2011, 10:09:16 PM: Staying mobile is sadly the way it'll end up, nomadic hunter-gatherer lifestyle until
such a time as you can safely create a community without fear of zombies.

That's the bog picture, and I've already had this discussion too many times to make
ANOTHER one, so sorry guys. |:-|
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Chuck[1up] on February 13, 2011, 10:11:20 PM: If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, I'm just going to surround my house with outward facing treadmills.

I should be fine. ;) 8)
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: BoBThEImaM on February 13, 2011, 10:28:17 PM: Go to/create a haven city in a large mountainous area, where life should be untouched by zombies (doubt they can climb).
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: TurbanError on February 13, 2011, 11:22:18 PM: Well, I always get laughed at but I have 4 water bottles of holy water (from my travels to the Vatican, Fatima, Lourdes and Guadalupe) in case of zombie or vampiric attack. So lets start with those and a super soaker I have around the apartment (not practical but better then the squeeze nozzle).

I do not, and probably will not posses any firearms so my weapon of choice is either a tall lamp (to keep zombies at a distance) or a fire axe by the extinguisher in the apartment complex.

I know where to go. There is a sound stage rent often and have the keys to in the middle of nowhere MN. I would have to make the trek out of the city and to the sound stage. The sound stage is built like a fortress with huge thick doors, cots, fridges with food, a generator and a basement as well as other AV equipment. There aren't many people who also rent the location out and not many people near by. There is relatively 4-6 months of canned food as the owners are strictly Mormon and always believe in emergency food. However, some of there food rations are older than I am, so I have no idea if it is still good. The generator could last about a week and after than there goes the fridge and microwave.

I used to teach wilderness survival and can make traps for small game (if there is any non zombified game) but that would be tough to get food... and when winter hits it will be practically impossible. Hopefully the below 0 temps will freeze the zombies stiff and we can go out and steal/forage for food.

To pass the time I always have DnD books in my car and dice. My girlfriend doesn't like playing rpgs so much now, but she will have to learn to. Eventually I would have to go out and look for more supplies and hopefully make a trip to relatives. My family is in the populated Southern CA but my Girlfriend's Grandparents are in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin with even better provisions then the ones I described... AND SOLAR POWER!

Edit: If I recall correctly abovetopsecret, in there subforum about hiding in bunkers (end of the world theorists), they have some sort of map (or something with google earth) that lists all abandoned military bases/bunkers that can be found publicly. I would fire that up as my last drop of power on my laptop.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Pyrite[1up] on February 13, 2011, 11:24:46 PM: I had this discussion on facebook awhile back, I think I said I'm heading to the closest Walmart, and sticking it out. Reason? They have everything! And I can make anything out of everything. Not to mention they have food, guns/ammo, supplies, things-to-make-bombs-with, entertainment, etc.

If I could afford a Mark II (a good model that is), I would. Those are competition .22's. A good accurate choice, but also rare like the Sig. As far as rounds go, I usually buy 1500 round boxes of .22LR versus 50 round boxes of 9mm, but both are common at Walmart none-the-less.

Anyone who wants to hang with me at Walmart is welcome to, but if you get stupid, I'll see you dead.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Hustler on February 14, 2011, 12:42:37 AM: Brb, eating brains and gaining knowledge.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Gemma on February 14, 2011, 11:19:26 AM: Quote from: Pyrite[1up] on February 13, 2011, 11:24:46 PM
I had this discussion on facebook awhile back, I think I said I'm heading to the closest Walmart, and sticking it out. Reason? They have everything! And I can make anything out of everything. Not to mention they have food, guns/ammo, supplies, things-to-make-bombs-with, entertainment, etc.

If I could afford a Mark II (a good model that is), I would. Those are competition .22's. A good accurate choice, but also rare like the Sig. As far as rounds go, I usually buy 1500 round boxes of .22LR versus 50 round boxes of 9mm, but both are common at Walmart none-the-less.

Anyone who wants to hang with me at Walmart is welcome to, but if you get stupid, I'll see you dead.

So yeah.. Dammit pyrite, stop stealing all my ideas! Its all about wal-mart. Definitely the first place I would hit. I wouldn't want to stay there long though. I think staying mobile is key. Owning my own international semi truck modifies my strategy a little bit. I think you and I agree completely on weapon choice, although, have you considered a sword? I mean.. If its just one or two zombies, why waste the ammo? Even if it doesn't actually KILL them, how useless is a zombie decapped? Oh and I already have an mkII, so I'm squared away on that end.

So yeah, definitely a massive assault on walmart. Get everything. Namely, canned food and massive amounts of water. (and of coarse, bags of dog-food for mah dog.) BRICKS of .22's. Next step is to setup a stronghold out of town to make the next assault: fuel. Steal a tanker of diesel. I know just where to get one. My wife is a VERY good shot on the 30-06 which, pyrite, don't you agree this is probably the long-range weapon of choice due to availability of ammo? .270 is another really common one too. She could easily hold down the fort until I got back with some fuel for the generator.

Once you've got these things, run. Get AWAY from the cities, because the military is probably going to start vaporizing them.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Gemma on February 14, 2011, 11:40:48 AM: Lets roll the dice:

Bizzy. Dead. You spent too much time trying to find fully-automatic weapons. You finally found one and it jammed on you. You are too exhausted
from carrying around those heavy flash grenades and Tac-goggles on foot with that tank of a rifle on your back. You turn your flashlight on and attract way too
many zombies to handle with the m21. (which IS a really fine rifle, but doubtful you'd find one, or the ammo) You were truly loved, and fully digested. Sorry, your years of owning us all on urt so bad earned you some nasty karma.. Aw well, eating brains is cool. How could 5.9 billion zombies be wrong?

Russan. Strangely enough, survived the apocalypse. He was just too wierd for any zombie to eat.

Chuck. Dead. Theres no power to run those treadmills, and even if there were, you tripped the breaker when they attacked and yeah.. Chuck roast. (I laughed my ass off though)

Bob. Yes, they can climb. They do it on 28 days, but you have the right idea. How will you get to that point?

Turban. These are zombies, not vampires. Your super-soaker does you no good. No guns eh? Okay, so yeah, pyrite shot you from 400 yds and took the
key and the supplies. Sorry buddy.

So yeah, pyrite, I'll pick you up at wal-mart in the international then? Could you grab me an iced coffee from mc'donalds? Please don't shoot.

Hustler. awesome. very simple strategy.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: marvsta on February 14, 2011, 12:11:36 PM: I was thinking more onto this idea :
(http://cod5.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/browning.gif)
and
(http://www.dignews.com/legacy/screenshots/sam_next_minigun.jpg)

if in future maybe a raygun could help
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: AuXAuV on February 14, 2011, 12:25:15 PM: Quote from: Gemma[1up] on February 14, 2011, 11:40:48 AM
Russan. Strangely enough, survived the apocalypse. He was just too wierd for any zombie to eat.

Quote from: Gemma[1up] on February 14, 2011, 11:40:48 AM
He was just too wierd for any zombie to eat.

Quote from: Gemma[1up] on February 14, 2011, 11:40:48 AM
too wierd for any zombie to eat.

Woooo? Okay, I'll bother to throw in some random stuff.
Where I live, instantly after an outbreak, would be relatively
safe, seeing as there are few people in the area, and major population
centers are on the other side of the mountain. Summary:
I have a week tops of safety to gather supplies and decide where to go.
Also, bonus of the mountain, if a nuke goes off at LA, I'll be just fine.
(I'm paranoid, I think about this a lot.)

On to the traveling part. I can go any direction but South, because
South features LA and the various cities, but also heads close to the Equator.
I don't like the warmth. North or East are my best choices, since West goes to the ocean.
I could go across the ocean, up to Alaska, and live in the (likely) abandoned
residence of relatives, or go North up the pan-handle, through Canada.
East, I stay in the U.S. with it's 300M or so people, almost all of which are
hostile zeds, or else unpredictably hostile/neutral survivors.

I've got 2 main weapons that I'd bring, one for long-term, the other
for zed defense.
First off, my .22 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AR-7 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AR-7).
While I hate Armalite (the makers of the AR-15), they did do good with this one.
It's a survival rifle. read about it. My specific gun hasn't actually jammed yet,
but does have a feeding issue if I don't get my mag wedged in carefully,
so it's not my action rifle. It's for small game, and stealthy take downs.
That's what it come down to. Guerilla-esque style combat. Avoid the enemy, and
don't get pinned down. Break contact, and run to a superior position.
I never take the fight onto their turf. 500 metres and the family rifle sounds
better than an unsecured store with unknown number of enemies at arms length.

The other gun, my family rifle, the lovely Mosin Nagant.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosin%E2%80%93Nagant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosin%E2%80%93Nagant)
7.62x54r is almost the same as .308
It's a bolt-action, multi-purpose tool. It's loud though, so it's really for later on,
when there are few zombies, it doesn't matter, or I'm REEEEEEEEEEALLY safe,
Such as on an a small island, or the moon.

Equipment wise, I'm prepared, my family is relatively outdoor-sie,
so we have everything from hiking, to camping, to backpacking, to
rappelling and hunting. I've always been paranoid, so I've researched
improvised muntions, first aid, medicine, herbology, regional survival skills(deserts/tundras/taigas),
guerilla warfare, high risk entry, the likes.
(I have a 40 GiB folder on my server filled with data on everything. From physics to shotgun grenades.)

Now, melee weapons. I would like to not use them, but it comes up.
Mostly silent(except groaning zeds, and screaming survivors), and multi-purpose.
A pick-axe maybe, seeing as the 'dirt' in my area is really FREAKING GRAVEL.
(I dug a firing pit last year, and had to use the pick, a shovel doesn't work)
The pick has the problem of getting stuck in body parts, or missing, and since it's heavy
(for a lightweight like me), it takes time to get that second swing. A crowbar
is difficult for me to use as a weapon for headshots only, and would only be
a liability and risk for me, seeing as I have to shove it through the temple/eye, or try crushing the skull
(which an axe or pick would do better), I wouldn't use it as a weapon. As a tool, a friend
has a titanium crowbar(it's pretty light) at his house, and I think I'd stop there for supplies.

I think a major problem is that many people think that they HAVE to kill the zombie.
Disabling is a good short term solution, and really good on the move. A blow to the knee
cap can take a zombie down, or a broken Achilles tendon can slow them down significantly.

Another point is weight. Soldiers have 70 pound packs(light packs), which they secure in a
position, then move in to fight/clear the area/make peace. This is a logical thing to do, even if it
requires extra time and effort, it's better than getting caught with a heavy pack strapped to you
in every-which way. Don't get attached to the gear, seeing as it is replaceable, and your life isn't.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Gemma on February 14, 2011, 12:33:10 PM: Very good, russan. I love your .22. I just wish it had a bigger mag. Your rifle is cool, but dude, you need something with a scope. You'll do alright until you get out of cali, but if you're going north, you're going to need to reach out and touch someone, or you will be the one who is reached to and touched. You gotta keep in mind, non-zombies are WAY more dangerous than zombies. (and are way more worth killing)
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: AuXAuV on February 14, 2011, 12:46:08 PM: Ah, whoops, because my post was so short, I didn't discuss the beauty that is our Mosin.
It's got a x2-x4 glass sight (a scope, if you wish), mounted scout style
(that's forward of the bolt action, if you're unfamiliar with guns), for rapid target acquisition
from indoors to outdoors. It's got a light up reticule (we've left it on for weeks, and it didn't dim at
all, so I believe it will last a long time), a rubber recoil pad(The recoil is no problem, it's less than the 12ga)
which increases the length of the stock. (My dad complains about how the Russians are short, so they
don't need the long stock. Hence, the complaints about AK and similiar.) We have a 10 round sleeve on the stock,
so you don't have to fumble to top it off, but we should really find some clips for it.

As a melee weapon, well...
Quote
When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat oar, tent pole, or firewood.

Bonus, they are REEEEEEEEALY cheap, so you can stock up pre-outbreak.
(Which is something anyone should do for every situation!)

Now my AR-7... When I was turning 13, I was gifted the AR-7.
I had to pay for it, but when I turn 18 (legal age of rifle[?]), it is
officially mine, in the eyes of the government. I've only got 2 10 round mags,
but I can top them off quickly, and I don't want to haul a few extra ounces and space for
more mags, seeing as I view it as a specialized tool. Small game? Not dangerous, reload as
I do it, and likely won't use all the ammo. Zeds? Well, I hope I don't need to, but it is
surprisingly accurate, and I can reliably hit a avocado at 50 metres. (20 metre limit is what I'll call
stressful combat conditions reliable range.) The .22 caliber is small, so no meat-bags are
going to go down with it.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Gemma on February 14, 2011, 03:43:02 PM: Russ, true, .22's won't knock-down a zombie, but they'll easily penetrate the skull. Thats why I say, you should still have something for knockdown like a .45 acp or .357mag, .44.. You name it. I don't care how 'tough' zombies are, its simple physics: You get hit with a 125 grain bullet traveling 1.4k fps, you are GOING to fall down. Works on humans too. Valid point about not having to KILL them. Disabling is fine.

I still dunno about the mosin, russ. I worry about you out there with that pos. I suppose it would be alright against your average urban dweller carrying a 12ga, but against someone like me on a browning x-bolt 30-06 (with a 45mm nikon monarch objective) I think you're proper ****ed. No offense. 50 meters won't cut it. I can reliably hit *ahem* furry little targets about the size of an avacado from around 300 yards. (about 275 meters) Never shot at game much further than that because you never wanna wound an animal that far away, but a human? Seems like a pretty easy target at over 400 yards if you're not eating it.. Tell you what, I'll send you my Remington .270 pump pre-infection, okay? Use the mosin for firewood.

Marvin, like I said lil buddy, you gotta think 'practical'. You're not just going to FIND either of those lying around. More likely, you'll FIND yourself on the receiving end of one if you look to hard for them. Sorry little buddy, kids make better zombies!

The part I'm struggling with is 'what to do' when I get my tanker of diesel and generators and all that crap up to Montana.. How to ward off insanity.. I do enjoy hunting, but theres a limit to how much you would really want to do. Working towards animal husbandry and agriculture would take up a certain amount of time, sure, but damn.. I'm gonna have to raid a library..
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Flame[1up] on February 14, 2011, 07:36:11 PM: I am hanging with Gemma and Pyrite.

Maybe cover myself with some tough layers of bubblewrap there, the zombie would bite the bubble wrap not me.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Gemma on February 14, 2011, 07:46:36 PM: Quote from: Flame[1up] on February 14, 2011, 07:36:11 PM
I am hanging with Gemma and Pyrite.

Maybe cover myself with some tough layers of bubblewrap there, the zombie would bite the bubble wrap not me.

hahahah, bubble wrap and team up with Gemma and Pyrite? Thats your strategy? You know we're going to use you for bait, right?
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Flame[1up] on February 14, 2011, 08:07:30 PM: Quote from: Gemma[1up] on February 14, 2011, 07:46:36 PM
Quote from: Flame[1up] on February 14, 2011, 07:36:11 PM
I am hanging with Gemma and Pyrite.

Maybe cover myself with some tough layers of bubblewrap there, the zombie would bite the bubble wrap not me.

hahahah, bubble wrap and team up with Gemma and Pyrite? Thats your strategy? You know we're going to use you for bait, right?
Wow, now i know i can count on you buddy? maybe b4 you can do that I will tie you 2 to a plasma screen TV and turn the TV on

Maybe stick you in ballerina suits, and glue it on, you will be infected as a zombie in a ballerina suit xD.

I will be safe in my bubblewrap xD.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Flame[1up] on February 14, 2011, 08:46:12 PM: Oh and your probably asking how a 13 year-old took you 2 down, easy.

I told you guys since we all survived I would cook you some steak,

while cooking the steak, I drugged it.

You eat it and fall to "sleep"

Next thing you know, You are tied to a plasma screen TV in a Blue ballerina suit in-front of walmart.

btw: I took your guns,ammo,your keys Gemma, and all your food+drinks
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Pyrite[1up] on February 14, 2011, 09:11:42 PM: +1 for Flame's bubble-wrap idea, lmao!
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Gemma on February 15, 2011, 11:48:41 AM: Good gravy hahahha. Fine then flame, we leave you in walmart where we found you. Pyrite and I would never trust a young kid cooking our steaks for us. . . Second, good luck getting us stood up. We weigh well over 300 lbs between the two of us.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Flame[1up] on February 15, 2011, 09:31:09 PM: Quote from: Gemma[1up] on February 15, 2011, 11:48:41 AM
Good gravy hahahha. Fine then flame, we leave you in walmart where we found you. Pyrite and I would never trust a young kid cooking our steaks for us. . . Second, good luck getting us stood up. We weigh well over 300 lbs between the two of us.
my solutions:

1.Gemma, I have many disguises, Remember that Guy at the Hotdog stand, yeah that was me.

2.Walmart sells lawn mowers right? well if i run you over I can move you piece by piece.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: sniper#420[1up] on February 16, 2011, 10:15:41 AM: Quote from: Pyrite[1up] on February 13, 2011, 11:24:46 PM
I had this discussion on facebook awhile back, I think I said I'm heading to the closest Walmart, and sticking it out. Reason? They have everything! And I can make anything out of everything. Not to mention they have food, guns/ammo, supplies, things-to-make-bombs-with, entertainment, etc.

If I could afford a Mark II (a good model that is), I would. Those are competition .22's. A good accurate choice, but also rare like the Sig. As far as rounds go, I usually buy 1500 round boxes of .22LR versus 50 round boxes of 9mm, but both are common at Walmart none-the-less.

Anyone who wants to hang with me at Walmart is welcome to, but if you get stupid, I'll see you dead.
walmart FTW
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Gemma on February 16, 2011, 11:05:24 AM: Quote from: Flame[1up] on February 15, 2011, 09:31:09 PM
Quote from: Gemma[1up] on February 15, 2011, 11:48:41 AM
Good gravy hahahha. Fine then flame, we leave you in walmart where we found you. Pyrite and I would never trust a young kid cooking our steaks for us. . . Second, good luck getting us stood up. We weigh well over 300 lbs between the two of us.
my solutions:

1.Gemma, I have many disguises, Remember that Guy at the Hotdog stand, yeah that was me.

2.Walmart sells lawn mowers right? well if i run you over I can move you piece by piece.

Walmart has lawnmowers? Wait, sorry, stupid question.. Walmart has the arc of the covenant. . .
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Pyrite[1up] on February 16, 2011, 12:44:25 PM: arc or ark? lol
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: BoBThEImaM on February 16, 2011, 01:53:40 PM: dont matta it don't exist
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Post by: SnKQuaKe on February 16, 2011, 02:30:17 PM: Well if I wake up a zombie, I know your plans.. If I have any memories left. Watch out
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Post by: Pyrite[1up] on February 16, 2011, 06:46:42 PM: Quote from: BoBThEImaM on February 16, 2011, 01:53:40 PM
dont matta it don't exist

Neither does the F1 option on your vote ;)
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Post by: Gemma on February 17, 2011, 12:09:54 PM: Quote from: Pyrite[1up] on February 16, 2011, 12:44:25 PM
arc or ark? lol

GAH! WHY ARE YOU SO SMART!??!?!? *breaks coffee mug*
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: marvsta on February 17, 2011, 05:33:37 PM: actually i would take a holiday in america right befor then i would get james bond and ........
I would then team up with nova and flame and us kids would have played tonnes of cod zombies to be good at zombies and we'd be called the zombie-busters
Well i think Nova has alredy been eaten cos i dont see him round much lately so :P
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Post by: Flame[1up] on February 17, 2011, 11:32:22 PM: LOL you do know nova is my younger brother dont you?
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Post by: Gemma on February 18, 2011, 11:37:18 AM: Wah? No, I didn't know that flame. How cute.
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Post by: marvsta on February 18, 2011, 12:24:52 PM: troololololol srsly i want the truth flame
get nova on more i wanna hear his voice
what other game does he play
some1 says he plays black ops, on which console??? so i could add him
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Post by: RedRumOnE on February 20, 2011, 05:57:41 AM: ok first things first, Parents are infected, Not even safe in my own home. Thankfully i have two tantos that i can throw and 2 Bokan that i can ward things off or use them as stabbing utensils. After i get out of the house i will go to the mall by taking my moms Ptcruiser, will be hard with traffic backed up and all kinds of zombies but thankfully gemma you know the plains out here so i can find a way around :P

Get to the mall and find a scuba waterproof suit and put it on Considering i dont fully understand the infection im going to take all precautions to keep the infection out of my pores, Second i will get a gas mask and a suit of metal armor. something that covers really well and a few melee weapons.

After i have my equipment i hole up in a sams club and seal it all off and rig traps like dental floss connected to stink bombs so that i can smell when the zombies have gotten through, All and all the zombie infection wont last long...doesn't take long for the bodies to decay...after the surviving part its all about just finding more survivors.

So heavy hulking suit impervious to biting and scratching, Will reduce speed but if you know where to go and place yourself tactfully you wont have much of a problem. Sonsidering you cant rely on guns because of the ammo problems you would have to beat the **** out of zombies, Quick blows o to the heads with a sword or a metallic bat or something simmilar to cause brain injury will be sufficient. A well stocked compound of food and preservatives that i can gorge on and have entertainment, Cmon you think a sams club wont have a generator. Only problem would be the sound barrier Will review with molotovs off roof in the future.

*Not saying i wouldnt use guns im just saying their not the only thing you should rely on, I would always have 2 handguns a machinegun and a shotgun on my person*

(http://i51.tinypic.com/28t9jkw.jpg)
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Post by: SnKMaddog on February 20, 2011, 07:25:33 AM: Screw Wal-Mart. I'm grabbing my guns, generator, welder, change of clothes, and my coffee mug, hopping in the truck and heading for Tractor Supply Co for some prefilled Argon bottles. Next, I'm heading to Menards (a huge hardware store that also sells basic food). Why? Because unlike Wal-mart, Menards has tons and tons of tools, building materials, metal objects, etc... not to mention fork lifts, delivery trucks and contractor 4wd pickups. Plus, Wal-mart has WAY too much food. If there's a power issue, you'll be surrounded by rot, rodents and insects. Screw that.

I'm beefing up my truck (that's what my welder, the Argon and the stock metal/random metal objects are for). I'll then build a very secure room inside the store (building materials and tools are everywhere, so this won't be a problem). I'll rig up some booby-traps and intrusion indicators. Then I'm heading for a gun store. On the way, I'll stop at the local police station. The evidence room should have enough firearms and ammo to last me a while. If the evidence room is empty, I'll continue to the gun store. If it's not, I'll grab everything and return to Menards.

That's the first day. I have no specific ideas about the long-term. I think that life on the move would be pretty smart. Maybe head for Montana or Alaska or something. But I would definitely stay at my safe room in Menards for several days until I could put together a good gameplan.
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Post by: Pyrite[1up] on February 20, 2011, 07:31:51 AM: Maddog, did you join the A-Team?
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Post by: Gemma on February 20, 2011, 02:47:38 PM: (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2010/06/the-a-team-635fp061010.jpg)

From left to right: Gemma, Pyrite, Maddog, Bourbon.
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: inka on February 20, 2011, 04:25:48 PM: Ill just stay in Australia where the infection hasnt spread.
so yeah, take that. I survive the longest unless any of you can fly a plane to escape or navagate a boat to uninfected country with out runnning out of food.
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Post by: rondonboy on February 20, 2011, 04:37:08 PM: They would hit Australia sooner or later then i would go to a shopping centre and live it off.
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Post by: Gemma on February 21, 2011, 10:58:49 AM: What part of '99% of the world's population is infected' didn't you aussies understand?
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Post by: BourBon on February 21, 2011, 01:01:24 PM: Quote from: Gemma[1up] on February 20, 2011, 02:47:38 PM
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2010/06/the-a-team-635fp061010.jpg)

From left to right: Gemma, Pyrite, Maddog, Bourbon.

I'm Mr. T? HAHAHA
Title: Re: Lets discuss: Zombie apocalypse. (Warning: Adult content)
Post by: Gemma on February 21, 2011, 06:48:08 PM: well, yeah!
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Post by: marvsta on February 25, 2011, 04:33:19 PM: I see the resembelence in the face if you ask me "just my 2 cents" yes i stole someones saying lol
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Post by: SnKQuaKe on February 28, 2011, 08:09:49 PM: While your adding bullets to your clips you get eaten alive. Ill just carry an aluminum bat until i figure out where to get a sword. You will run out of clips and when you do.. dead