1up funny quotes

[Replay]

Ruusan,

I have long but told anyone of my desires but yes i love penis, this is me openly admitting it to you and i hope you respect my wishes and dont show another soul of this message.

Dougy[1up]

Yeah... He just up and sent me this message.
Why does everyone presume I'm into that >_>'

ruu you g4y ?

-_-
Seriously?

cutty wants to hook up with you.

Lmfao

[Lancers09]

 Zang needs a cookie.

Hook up with a rock? LOLOLOL

[Zod]

Ruusan,

I have long but told anyone of my desires but yes i love penis, this is me openly admitting it to you and i hope you respect my wishes and dont show another soul of this message.

Dougy[1up]

Yeah... He just up and sent me this message.
Why does everyone presume I'm into that >_>'

ruu you g4y ?

-_-
Seriously?

cutty wants to hook up with you.

Lmfao

lol quote train

[Dougy]

Ruusan,

I have long but told anyone of my desires but yes i love penis, this is me openly admitting it to you and i hope you respect my wishes and dont show another soul of this message.

Dougy[1up]

Yeah... He just up and sent me this message.
Why does everyone presume I'm into that >_>'

ruu you g4y ?

-_-
Seriously?

cutty wants to hook up with you.

Lmfao

lol quote train

WTF!!!!!

[Replay]

wth dougy!

[sniper#420[1up]]

OMG!....I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?" Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!" Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!

[Cell[1up]]

ROFLLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sniper :P:P:P:P:P:

[Replay]

OMG!....I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?" Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!" Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!

Haha This one is genius!
+1

[BoBThEImaM]

Belongs on FML

[Lancers09]

Sniper, that made my while week from ok to amazing.

Jimmer: ( sends private chat to lancer)
Jimmer: what server
Lancer: you realize I am less than 15 feet away.
Jimmer: I know
Lancer: you can just talk to me through vent or real life.
Jimmer: (runs across room and yells in my ear)
Jimmer: WHAT SERVER LANCER!!!!!!!!!

Funny time for sure. We needed a camara for that one Lolol.

[Replay]

Lol

[sw00n]

Was watching Dragon ball z with my brother the other day...

Me: If sensu beans make them get stronger, why don't they put them in their food.

My Brother: Dude, that's like steroids, they don't want to take too much.

Me: Why?...

My Brother: Because their D*cks will get small.

LoL

[BoBThEImaM]

lol your bro calls you lancer

[Zangetsu]

Was watching Dragon ball z with my brother the other day...

Me: If sensu beans make them get stronger, why don't they put them in their food.

My Brother: Dude, that's like steroids, they don't want to take too much.

Me: Why?...

My Brother: Because their D*cks will get small.

LoL

Sensu beans only restore their power levels, not make them stronger. Inner nerd EMERGE!

[Fusion[1upZ]]

A funny quote from when i was playing superts

GreenFalcon: Lancer do you think i will make it into 1up?
Lancer[1up]: Dunno, Not Sure
GreenFalcon: Ahh ok
Lancer[1up] : I hope you do get in, That means i wont be last pick anymore
GreenFalcon: What for?
Lancer[1up] : Doesnt matter

I know what this is about now

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Grrr not happy