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Offline rondonboy

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1up funny quotes
« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2011, 08:54:58 AM »
So damn funny :) gotta live us 1ups
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2011, 10:17:01 AM »
I know right! In indoor a week we have thre pages and counting!
This will probably be the mist popular thread on the forums!
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #32 on: May 15, 2011, 10:25:06 AM »
Quote from: Underachiever[1up] on May 14, 2011, 11:57:28 PM
Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
*Perd ignores*
Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
Perd: what?!
Cutty: **** you!

*same with stella and iforgotwho*

everyone on vent laughs >.<

iforgotwho = Sandra
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #33 on: May 15, 2011, 05:03:21 PM »
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Flame[1up]: which is the price of it :3
Flame[1up]: Awesome
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Ruusan[1up]: lol

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2011, 05:12:47 PM »
I like teh one about Venom singing.
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2011, 12:55:19 AM »
Quote from: powermad9[1up] on May 15, 2011, 10:25:06 AM
Quote from: Underachiever[1up] on May 14, 2011, 11:57:28 PM
Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
*Perd ignores*
Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
Perd: what?!
Cutty: **** you!

*same with stella and iforgotwho*

everyone on vent laughs >.<

iforgotwho = Sandra


Yeah and Cutty does it back to me. Thanks a lot Perd. :D
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Lancers09

Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2011, 01:03:09 AM »
Lol I think it is more like you and cutty flirting lol!
Jk Sandra jk.
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2011, 01:05:18 AM »
Do I look like Michael Jackson to yooooou?  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2011, 02:13:20 PM »
Quote from: Primula on May 17, 2011, 01:05:18 AM
Do I look like Michael Jackson to yooooou?

I'm sorry Janet, I thought you were your brother for a second. :P


Here's a classic:

Flexan: Cover me, I'm going in!
PowerMad9: mmph... that's what the p*nis said to the condom...


And another:

Sniper: WOAH! Where'd you come from?
PowerMad9: Well, when a man and a woman love eachother...


And, my favorite:

*Sniper kills me in game*
PowerMad9: Omg... You assh*le...
Sniper: Hey, without us assh*les, you sh*theads would be out of business.
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2011, 09:16:34 PM »
Quote from: Primula on May 17, 2011, 01:05:18 AM
Do I look like Michael Jackson to yooooou?  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

**** im quiting urt
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2011, 09:32:42 PM »
Quote from: CuttyFlam[1up] on May 17, 2011, 09:16:34 PM
Quote from: Primula on May 17, 2011, 01:05:18 AM
Do I look like Michael Jackson to yooooou?  :'( :'( :'( :'(

**** im quiting urt

**** you Cutty.  :P
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2011, 09:48:48 PM »
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2011, 10:36:02 PM »
Back when KD was here, i miss that guy....

Hey KD does you name stand for Ken Dodd
No
Are you secretly a rapist
yes... i meant no -_-'
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2011, 12:17:45 AM »
(I don't member who): hey lancer
Lancer: :D
(I dont member who): read on website you broke fingers.
Lancer: yep
Lancer: my scapegoat for failing
(someone else):   What ya gonna do after they heal and yanstill suck
(someone else): whatxisnyour scapegoat then?
Lancer: if I still suck I will break em again! :P
(everyone on server):(stops mid game to type) lol!
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2011, 07:48:04 PM »
This isn't from 1up but still a funny quote.

Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK?
~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!
Like if you get it ;D
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