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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2011, 02:55:16 AM »
*Cutty reading out his aliases*
*Stumbles upon rebeccablack*
Me, Perd & Cutty  simoultainously singing FRIDAYFRIDAYFRIDAY.

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2011, 06:02:32 AM »
during the Thursday practice

Quake: we need one more player
KIller: who want to go?
Stella: i'll go
Killer: ok Stella will join the blue team
Zangetsu: no no, we want perd
Killer: stella said she will join blue
Zangetsu: no no perdition
Zangetsu: i want perdition
Stella: Fak u zangetsu, i dont wanna go anymore on blue
Zangetsu: But i love u stella

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2011, 09:39:32 PM »
Funny Story in Vent

Well let me start the story,

Me, Cutty, Perd, Power, and Inka were in Vent

Well we are sitting there saying nothing, doing nothing.
Cutty decided to start Singing Friday

 
Quote
Its Firday!
Its Friday!
Gonna get down on Friday.

so when he was done with that he looked for something else that started with an F
and of course he chose me.So then he sang


 
Quote
Its Flame!
Its Flame!
By this time we were getting annoyed until
Quote
Gonna get down on Flame.
At that time we busted out laughing.
 

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2011, 10:27:14 PM »
Funny Story in Vent

Well let me start the story,

Me, Cutty, Perd, Power, and Inka were in Vent

Well we are sitting there saying nothing, doing nothing.
Cutty decided to start Singing Friday

 
Quote
Its Firday!
Its Friday!
Gonna get down on Friday.

so when he was done with that he looked for something else that started with an F
and of course he chose me.So then he sang


 
Quote
Its Flame!
Its Flame!
By this time we were getting annoyed until
Quote
Gonna get down on Flame.
At that time we busted out laughing.
 

haaha +1

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2011, 10:31:30 PM »
bwahahah
Cutty: I take it back I take it back!
too late man.
another famous 1up quote:
"WHAT?!!?!?!?!?"-Various 1ups, made famous by Flame[1up]
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2011, 10:35:05 PM »
bwahahah
Cutty: I take it back I take it back!
too late man.
another famous 1up quote:
"WHAT?!!?!?!?!?"-Various 1ups, made famous by Flame[1up]
yeah you copiers :/

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2011, 01:49:13 AM »
Sandra: should I eat my other taco?
Idontrememberwhosorry: your pink taco?
Lancer:  :o
Everyone on vent cracks up!

If  this is inappropriate I will delete it. But it was to funny to leave out.

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2011, 02:28:11 AM »
Sandra: should I eat my other taco?
Idontrememberwhosorry: your pink taco?
Perd: I knew it.
Lancer:  :o
Everyone on vent cracks up!

If  this is inappropriate I will delete it. But it was to funny to leave out.

No no no...


Sandra: I'm gonna eat my other taco.
Tesla: Your pink taco?
Sandra: Heck yeah I like those too.
Lancer:  :o

-Everyone busts out laughing and cracks pervy jokes-

« Last Edit: May 14, 2011, 02:33:42 AM by Primula »
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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2011, 10:31:13 PM »
FoxyDaddy: Hey Cutty in which server are you playing right now ?

Me: I'm playing with your mom right now

FoxyDaddy: What's the ip ?

Everybody laughs

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2011, 10:33:36 PM »
FoxyDaddy: Hey Cutty in which server are you playing right now ?

Me: I'm playing with your mom right now

FoxyDaddy: What's the ip ?

Everybody laughs
derp... :-[

this was quite funny :D

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2011, 11:57:28 PM »
Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
*Perd ignores*
Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
Perd: what?!
Cutty: **** you!

*same with stella and iforgotwho*

everyone on vent laughs >.<

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2011, 12:10:37 AM »
Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
*Perd ignores*
Cutty: hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd, hey perd.
Perd: what?!
Cutty: **** you!

*same with stella and iforgotwho*

everyone on vent laughs >.<

first of all, thats my joke. replace cutty with perd and perd with cutty. its not his quote!
therefore:
Perd: hey cutty, hey cutty, hey cutty, hey cutty, hey cutty.
*Cutty ignores*
Perd: hey cutty, hey cutty, hey cutty, hey cutty, hey cutty.
Cutty: what?!
Perd: **** you!

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2011, 12:14:14 AM »
dude its 50% and 50% I do the same thing with you all the time, so gtfo don't try to be in the spotlight

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2011, 01:37:33 AM »
Saturday night scriming....

Ok|(oh crap I just forgot his name:P): lancer join blue
Lancer: sorry I can't.
Ok|(still can't member his name): why?
Lancer: it is against the rules...sorry.
Flame:LOL
Ok|(i still cant remembers :P): what rules
Lancer:  :P
Ok|Bearcat: it is ok we gOt a fifth coming
Lancer: Lolz:)

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Re: 1up funny quotes
« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2011, 02:25:53 AM »
dude its 50% and 50% I do the same thing with you all the time, so gtfo don't try to be in the spotlight

I said it first, its my quote. u started saying it after me. so u gtfo.
now for a REALLY GOOD ONE:

Perd: so skittles, how old do u think cutty is?
Skittles: well, judging from the voice, i would have to say 30
Me and Cutty: o.O LOL
Cutty: /uninstall
« Last Edit: May 15, 2011, 02:30:08 AM by Perdition[1up] »
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