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who would win?

chuck noris
20 (71.4%)
jackie chan
8 (28.6%)

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Offline ColdBlooded

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chuck noris, jackie chan`
« on: November 30, 2010, 04:44:01 PM »
who gonna win?
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Re: chuck noris, jackie chan`
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 05:09:38 PM »
Quote from: Ruusan[1up] on November 30, 2010, 05:05:01 PM
Neither, Linus Torvalds will walk in in the middle and beat them both.

None of those would win, OLD GREGG
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Re: chuck noris, jackie chan`
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 06:20:38 PM »
Member when chuck beat bruce lee in a spar?

I do.
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Re: chuck noris, jackie chan`
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2010, 06:36:16 PM »
Quote from: Gemma[1up] on November 30, 2010, 06:20:38 PM
Member when chuck beat bruce lee in a spar?

I do.

Old man  :P
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Re: chuck noris, jackie chan`
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2010, 06:50:29 PM »
Neither. Because Anton Chigurh would simple ask them to step out of the car, and pneumatically stab them in the brain. You can't say no to this man.
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Re: chuck noris, jackie chan`
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 07:39:44 PM »
What if they had a kid and named him Chuckie Chan. I bet that kid would be able to woop everyones arse by age 0. Only problem is there both guys  :( so we will never see the day. Buutt anyways, Chuck norris would win.
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Re: chuck noris, jackie chan`
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2010, 02:10:15 AM »
Quote from: White^lynx[1up] on November 30, 2010, 07:39:44 PM
What if they had a kid and named him Chuckie Chan. I bet that could would be able to woop everyones arse by age 0. Only problem is there bouth guys  :( so we will never see the day. Buutt anyways, Chuck norris would win.

that would be hacks, and the world would ban him.
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Re: chuck noris, jackie chan`
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2010, 10:53:52 AM »
lol
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Re: chuck noris, jackie chan`
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2010, 09:39:24 AM »
a better one would be bruce lee vs jackie chan and bruce wins >:D
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Re: chuck noris, jackie chan`
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2010, 11:15:58 AM »
true that.
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Re: chuck noris, jackie chan`
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2010, 03:02:35 AM »
come on chuck norris has three hands and jackie has only 2 unfair fight
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Re: chuck noris, jackie chan`
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2010, 02:25:48 PM »
Beard Fist.... nuff said
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Re: chuck noris, jackie chan`
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2011, 06:08:14 PM »
Ok, here's a few arguments here:

First off, 'Norris' is spelled with two R's.

Second, this topic is between Chuck and Jackie, nobody else. Not Linus, not Gregg, not Anton, just Chuck and Jackie.

As for my opinion, Chuck Norris wins. Why? Roundhouse Kick to the face.

Also, compare their websites:
http://jackiechan.com/
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Re: chuck noris, jackie chan`
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2011, 04:38:16 AM »
Jet Li.

Or Steven Seagal.  He's supposedly already sparred with and beat both Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan.  For a fat guy, he's got some skills.

Chuck Norris is pretty good, and yes, he beat Bruce Lee.  But if Bruce were still alive, I'd still pick him over anyone.  Who else can do over 50 one-armed pull-ups?  Or hold an 75lb weight in each hand with arms fully extended?  Or kick a 300lb bag of sand up to the ceiling?  Or catch grains of rice with chopsticks?  Or do one-armed pushups with just is thumb and index finger?  Or strike with hands at his side to a target three feet away in 5 hundredths of a second?  I think that as good as Chuck was, Bruce loosing to him was a fluke.
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Re: chuck noris, jackie chan`
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2011, 04:48:13 AM »
Ain't non'uh y'all seen Walker Texas Ranger? Chuck Noris has the Texas touch.
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