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Title: chuck noris, jackie chan`
Post by: ColdBlooded on November 30, 2010, 04:44:01 PM: who gonna win?
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Post by: rondonboy on November 30, 2010, 05:09:38 PM: Quote from: Ruusan[1up] on November 30, 2010, 05:05:01 PM
Neither, Linus Torvalds will walk in in the middle and beat them both.

None of those would win, OLD GREGG
yewwwwww!
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Post by: Gemma on November 30, 2010, 06:20:38 PM: Member when chuck beat bruce lee in a spar?

I do.
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Post by: BourBon on November 30, 2010, 06:36:16 PM: Quote from: Gemma[1up] on November 30, 2010, 06:20:38 PM
Member when chuck beat bruce lee in a spar?

I do.

Old man :P
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Post by: LoveoftheDark on November 30, 2010, 06:50:29 PM: Neither. Because Anton Chigurh would simple ask them to step out of the car, and pneumatically stab them in the brain. You can't say no to this man.
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Post by: White^lynx on November 30, 2010, 07:39:44 PM: What if they had a kid and named him Chuckie Chan. I bet that kid would be able to woop everyones arse by age 0. Only problem is there both guys :( so we will never see the day. Buutt anyways, Chuck norris would win.
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Post by: Gemma on December 01, 2010, 02:10:15 AM: Quote from: White^lynx[1up] on November 30, 2010, 07:39:44 PM
What if they had a kid and named him Chuckie Chan. I bet that could would be able to woop everyones arse by age 0. Only problem is there bouth guys :( so we will never see the day. Buutt anyways, Chuck norris would win.

that would be hacks, and the world would ban him.
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Post by: ColdBlooded on December 01, 2010, 10:53:52 AM: lol
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Post by: Lt.Hawkeye on December 02, 2010, 09:39:24 AM: a better one would be bruce lee vs jackie chan and bruce wins >:D
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Post by: ColdBlooded on December 02, 2010, 11:15:58 AM: true that.
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Post by: Zoro on December 03, 2010, 03:02:35 AM: come on chuck norris has three hands and jackie has only 2 unfair fight
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Post by: PsYc0TiC on December 05, 2010, 02:25:48 PM: Beard Fist.... nuff said
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Post by: PowerMaid on January 31, 2011, 06:08:14 PM: Ok, here's a few arguments here:

First off, 'Norris' is spelled with two R's.

Second, this topic is between Chuck and Jackie, nobody else. Not Linus, not Gregg, not Anton, just Chuck and Jackie.

As for my opinion, Chuck Norris wins. Why? Roundhouse Kick to the face.

Also, compare their websites:
http://jackiechan.com/ (http://jackiechan.com/)
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/)
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Post by: SnKMaddog on February 08, 2011, 04:38:16 AM: Jet Li.

Or Steven Seagal. He's supposedly already sparred with and beat both Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan. For a fat guy, he's got some skills.

Chuck Norris is pretty good, and yes, he beat Bruce Lee. But if Bruce were still alive, I'd still pick him over anyone. Who else can do over 50 one-armed pull-ups? Or hold an 75lb weight in each hand with arms fully extended? Or kick a 300lb bag of sand up to the ceiling? Or catch grains of rice with chopsticks? Or do one-armed pushups with just is thumb and index finger? Or strike with hands at his side to a target three feet away in 5 hundredths of a second? I think that as good as Chuck was, Bruce loosing to him was a fluke.
Title: Re: chuck noris, jackie chan`
Post by: Poe on February 08, 2011, 04:48:13 AM: Ain't non'uh y'all seen Walker Texas Ranger? Chuck Noris has the Texas touch.
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Post by: rondonboy on February 08, 2011, 04:52:06 AM: Quote from: Maddog[1up] on February 08, 2011, 04:38:16 AM
Jet Li.

Or Steven Seagal. He's supposedly already sparred with and beat both Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan. For a fat guy, he's got some skills.

Hahaha maddog you bumped the topic, well i still go with my old greggles 8)
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Post by: BoBThEImaM on February 08, 2011, 04:43:21 PM: Jackie. rush hour nuff said
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Post by: CuttyFlam[1up] on February 08, 2011, 10:43:08 PM: Chuck Norris ftw best guy ever
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Post by: Gemma on February 12, 2011, 12:22:48 PM: Honestly? All irony aside, St. Pierre is the most brilliant fighter I've ever seen. (Even though I hate the guy)
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Post by: Sandra on February 13, 2011, 02:41:05 PM: I'd rather have Epic Beard Man on my side. ;) :P
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Post by: Gemma on February 13, 2011, 05:40:49 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyarEl2WFfs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyarEl2WFfs#)

agreed. bring da amberlamps.
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Post by: Sandra on February 13, 2011, 07:23:02 PM: Always makes me laugh. :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAfOSs3HY5A# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAfOSs3HY5A#)